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I love happy faces! Don't you?
Where we operate at a 90└$└ angle to reality
<:≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ - Snake stalking person
<:≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ - Snake stalking person
I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
Atlanta Braves 1992 National League West Champions
Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill
I'm too sexy for this conference...
I'm forever blowing bubbles. -- Who is 'bubbles'?
This side up
This side up
! Not on your life !
!! Just say NO to 2400 !!
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
" , !" (Laryngitis)
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
"'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"... and this only my TENTH cup of coffee ..."
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gate
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"A day without dragons is... MUCH SAFER!!!"
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A duel of wits? To the DEATH?"
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"Automatic" simply means it can't be fixed
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??"
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives"
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Careful, We don't want to learn from this." Calvin
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - Counselor Troi
"DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something...
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician."
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!"
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ... News at 11
"Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold." (Picard)
"Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!" - Data
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"For example" is not proof.
"Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot!
"Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd."
"Give us more responsibility" - Bill Clinton
"Good morning!" is an opinion, not a greeting.
"Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans."
"He's dead Jim."
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?
"Hey, this isn't my tagline! Who put this here?"
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Saddam Hussein
"Honey, what's 'Formatting Drive C:' mean?"
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I can feel it, Dave; my mind. It's going. Stop, Dave."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly.
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline."
"I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."
"I'll get you my pretty, and that damn dog too!"
"I'm Bart Simpson... who the hell are you?" - Bart Simpso
"I'm Bart Simpson... who the hell are you?"-Bart Simpson
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." Clinton
"I'm not leaving the forest without my bowling balls!"
"I'm so happy, I could just BARF!" - Garfield
"I'm the pro-business candidate" - Bill Clinton
"I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears" Ross Perot
"Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"Is that computer still on the phone?!!!"
"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!"
"It's me again, Margaret!!!"
"It's time for SCREAMING WITH BINKY!"
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
"Microsoft plays with themselves." - Philippe Kahn
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --I
"My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I" - HORTA
"No maintenance":=Impossible to fix
"No virus problem here--we have a policy against them!"
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Not tonight Honey, ... I have a modem!"
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
"OS/2 - Oh Shucks, 2 times we made a BIG mistake" - IBM
"Ok, now for a quick backu└"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"? What does that mean?
"Party on Garth!" "Go away Wayne!"
"Please return flight stewards to upright position."
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"Read My Lips: No Nude Texans" (Bush corrects himself)
"Really honey....just 1 more message."
"Seek not the truth from behind your falsehoods!"
"She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?"
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy!!"
"Sleeping with the Enemy", starring Bill Clinton!
"Smerfs up!" -- Spartacus
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Stick a fork in him, he's done!"
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen..."
"Stressed" is just "desserts" backwards.
"Taco Bell" is NOT the Mexican phone company!
"Tagline thievery... coming up on the next Geraldo!"
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa."
"That's me, Herc, that's me!"
"The Bitch is Back" ...ALIENS 3 trailer...
"The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat" (Alf)
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"There's spending, and there's spending." - Bill Clinton
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL" : Mae West
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Trust me, I'm your auto mechanic"
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We are the greatest planet on earth." - Dan Quayle.
"We are the most powerful planet on Earth" D. Quale
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL..."
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel"
"What we have here, is failure to communicate!"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"When I grow to old to laugh... shoot me!"
"When in doubt, tell the truth" M. Twain
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
"Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates?" (Troi)
"With a love for animals thats almost...illegal"
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar"
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation"
"You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd..."
"You only paid to be humiliated, lessons are extra!"
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're all just a bunch of happy campers!" Dan Quayle.
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
"You've been sniffing Scope again, sweetie."
"Your 15 minutes are up!" -- A. Warhol
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000
#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what
$$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
$1000 reward for finding this man:
%Tagline File 1
%Tagline File 2
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
'C' What?
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Happy Days' are NOT here again
'Happy Days' are NOT here again!
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
( ( ( 390° of Simulated Stereo! ) ) )
((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
(1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort (R)etry (S)ue
(A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing7
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
(W)indows, (I)cons, (M)ice, (P)ointers, (S)heesh!
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
(char *)lie = "brown";
(hic) SLMR 2.1a ■ (hic) SLMR 2.1a ■ My computer's drunk!
(huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW!
(°°) Never miss a good chance to shut up. (°°)
(°U°) What are you lookin' at??
* * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * *
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
* Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
* I can accept constructive criticism of you
* I don't do windows, but OS/2 does.
* I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?
* Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
* No! No! Nurse!!! I said: "Prick his boil!"
* Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
* Practice safe eating: use condiments.
* REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N)
* Testing the emergency tagline stealing system. OK.
* The UART's will'na take this speed Cap'n
* There's no such thing as a two week project
** ENTERING SOAPBOX MODE **
** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
** EXITING FROM SOAPBOX MODE **
*** Edited for Television ***
*** FREE BILL AND KATHY SWAN ***
*** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE ***
*** The weather is here...wish you were great!
**** Nothing Follows ****
************ └└eta testers are CRAZY! ************
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
*Generic Tagline*
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
*Yesterday's A Memory*Tomorrow's A Dream*Today's A Bitch*
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
- All forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this lin
- How're you going to do it? Upgrade It!
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new
- This space for Rent -
- Thou shall not kill.
- this space intentionally left blank -
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
--- There's ALWAYS one more bug! ---
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+--------
------------ Out of Order -------------
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
->BOREALIS is where I'm at.
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
-[] Everyone is entitled to my opinion []-
-[] Everyone is entitled to my opinion. []-
... If you can read this, BACK OFF! ...
... If you can read this, BACK OFF! ...
... I multitask,,, I read in the bathroom.
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
... So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
... The only time I open my mouth is to change feet!
... and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
... llaW ehT ffO ,rorriM ,rorriM
........Not a d*mn thing but hot air....
........Not a damn thing but air....
......<-Stealth Tagline
...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
...He ran into my knife... TEN TIMES!
...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
...Noah had the first ARC program.
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and remember, it's pillage first, THEN burn!
...and she has these great*, huge*...tracts* of land...
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...and the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh.
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon
...and you spent how much to read these messages
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...from the great beyond, 57 channels and nothing on.
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
..I wonder what MacGyver would do ....
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000!
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
1/2'd Infantry, 1st Infantry Division! Hang'em High!
100 years of tradition, impeded by liberals every step!
100 years of tradition, impeded every step by liberals
100 years of tradition, unimpeded by liberals.
100 years of tradition, unimpeded by progress.
1000 Americans quit smoking each day... by DYING!
100001000000 - Not just _any_ concept album!
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!
11. The Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
11. The liberal Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
11. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
11. Thou shalt not get away with it!
11th Cmdment. The Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
11th Cmdment. The liberals shalt NOT get away with it!
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbo
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
14,400 baud or bust.....Hummmmmmmm, I'll take the bust!
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1991 --- Half a century of Bob Dylan !
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
1st law of Thermodynamics: Don't play with matches.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 ■
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=4 (unless declared interger)
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
2.998e10 cm/sec. It's not just a good idea, its the law.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
234sr44444u890m,l90pl[. Get that cat off my keyboard!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Hmmm...
29ß ■ Imagination is more important than knowledge!
3 kinds of lies--lies, damned lies, and statistics
3 kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.
3 reasons for being a teacher: June, July, August
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
40.10 N 105.06 W (plate tectonics notwithstanding)
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4E 6F 73 79 2C 20 61 27 65 6E 27 74 20 79 6F 75 3F
4GL: Bro Talk
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 app
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch.. Don't push your luck!
51% Sweetheart, 49% Bastard - Don't Push your luck-
6.9 <--- A good thing ruined by a period.
640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
667: Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them!
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them.
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
80-hour workweeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath.
89.6% of all statistics are wrong.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap!
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
: FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid.
:-D Try tooth paste for a wider brighter smile.
::::::: Operator halted! Startrek's on! :::::::
<-- Please put complaints in this box. Write legibly.
<-- Why the funny square?
<----- The information went data way ----->
<----Registered with beads and trinkets
<< place tagline here >>
<<Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class>>
<<Confirmed Message Junkie, Third Class>>
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<CNTL>-<ALT>-<DEL> for next message...
<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
<F6> - Add Tagline
<GRIN>: a <smile> that burst.
<I>nferior, <B>ut <M>arketable
==================Taggig linje==================
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
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A D R E N A L I Z E
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A Gay's First Aid Kit, vaseline and listerine.
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really r
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really ruin your day
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really ruin your day
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A PC a day, keep the Apple away!
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash
A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
A Smith and Wesson beats four of anything!
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.
A bad peace is even worse than war.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhea
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A book is the only immortality.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the ma
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
A centipede is an ant made to government specs.
A centipede is an ant made to liberal Canadian specs.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A clean disk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer.
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad mem
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong;
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.
A cult is a religion with no political power.
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like...night.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's Mr. Dog
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
A dream is a postcard from your subconscious.
A drunk with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
A fate worse than death: Liberalism
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A few rigs short of a full shack...
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A fool and his money are SYSOP material.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are my kind of customer.
A fool and his money are soon audited.
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and your money will soon run for President!!!!!
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend is a present you give yourself
A girl a day keeps the ex-wife away.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A good cigar is a horse of another feather.
A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
A good laxative will clear this up, I'm sure.
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
A good pun is its own reword.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it!
A hole is nothing, drop a liberal into one!
A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.
A hug may warm the soul, but a kiss steals it.
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A husband is living proof that a women can take a joke
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
A language is a dialect with an army & navy.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is!
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little knowledge isn't enough.
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A man in need is an opportunity for a woman.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
A man is best known by the liberals he avoids.
A man is known by the company he avoids.
A man is known by the liberals he avoids
A man is known by the liberals he avoids.
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame!
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A man with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
A man's best friend is his BBS .
A man's best friend is his BBS.
A man's house is his hassle.
A man's morality will dictate His theology!
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A minister says matrimony should be enduring. It is.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
A naked man fears no pickpocket
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is a girl lost.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the I
A penny saved is a penny.
A penny saved is earned.. the rest is the IRS's
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A penny saved is worthless.
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
A pessimist is never disappointed...
A pessimist is never disappointed............
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A pistol in every nightstand & a rifle in every pickup
A pistol in every nightstand & a rifle in every pickup.
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A production of the digitally insane.
A production of the information-addicted insane.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A prune is a plum with experience...
A real man takes care of his children!
A right delayed is a right denied.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ag
A seminar on time travel will be held 2 weeks ago!
A single exception does not void the whole....
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A stench in the ear..undomesticated music.
A stitch in time... keeps you underwear from unraveling.
A stocked bar is the sign of a sedate(d) mind.
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A sword sometimes misses it's mark - a bouquet never.
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
A thrill a day keeps the chill away.
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves...
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
A)bort R)etry T)ake an axe to it?
A*C, who said A*C?
A: I don't know and I don't care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
ACK and you shall receive.
ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and
AIDS Cures Liberalism
AIDS is a behaviorally induced disease.
AIDS is a virus; George Bush is a punishment from God.
AIDS is behaviour induced and behaviour prevented.
AIDS the Cause outweighs AIDS the Disease
AIDS, it's not just for faggots anymore?
AIDS, it's not just for gays anymore?
AIDS, its not just for gays anymore?
AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
ANSI.SYS Loaded. Breathalizer test 0.5%.
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
ANXIETY: Nature's way of getting you up Mornings
ARMED MEN ARE CITIZENS, UNARMED MEN ARE SUBJECTS!!!!
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAG
AT&T Subspace - The next best thing to beaming there...
AT&T Subspace- The next best thing to beaming there...
AUTOEXEC.BAT = LEE IOCOA AS A VAMPIRE!
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abortion is the sin of inconvenience!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Absence makes the heart go yonder.
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderat
Accidents cause people.
Accordion (n.): A bagpipe with pleats.
Account is past due. tag line function suspended.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Acid test? You're soaking in it...
Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Advice: 5¢ - Worth every penny!
Affirmative action rewards under-achievement!
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After all life is only part of Computing !!!
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn!
Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill.
Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity.
Age is relative, to my Son I'm old, to my Dad I'm young.
Age isn't important. ...unless you're cheese!
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Aids is a behaviorally acquired and preventable disease.
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Alaska! Shovel Your Roof Lady?
Albatross!
Alcohol is the perfect solvent. It disolves your SELF.
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.
Algol is not just a star
Alimoney: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Alimony - a sustaining program
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get!
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All brains are grey... not black or white.
All commercial jets have a black box. So do most blondes.
All for one and one for ONE!
All generalizations are false
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All it takes is patience and ingenuity.
All left-handed people, please raise your right ha
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgr
All mimsy were the borogoves
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
All people smile in the same language.
All programmers want arrays.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All sunshine makes a desert.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly...
All the best, Dan Mlodecki.
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
All things Excellent are as difficult as they are rare!
All things are difficult before they are easy
All true wisdom is found in taglines
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All true wisdom is found on Tag-lines!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of ...
Almost anything is easier to get into then out of.
Almost everything is easier to get into than out of...
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! ■
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America: log on or log off
American by birth - Southern by the grace of God.
American kids have Nintendo. Japanese kids have homework
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
Amnesia rules er - ? - ?
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
An electrician worries about current events
An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ...
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
An expert is someone from out of town.
An open mind tolerates an empty one.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure..
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchy is against the law!
And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
And God said, "Let there be 16.8k baud..."
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r ...and there *WAS* light!
And I run to catch up with the sun....
And Now for something completely different....
And all I wanted was a free lunch...
And besides, your pulse cannons RUINED my bunny slippers!
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And lo, the Master of Sinanju had returned at last.
And lo, the Master of Sinanju has returned at last.
And now for something completely different!
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And remember kids, don't try this at home!
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And thank you for your support!
And thank you for your support.
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT
And the men who hold high places...
And them's the facts Jack!!!
And then God said E=½mv²-Ze²/r, and there was light. . .
And then God said, "There will be a short intermission."
And then there were none!
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
And they said unto Jesus, "How the Hell did you do that?"
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
And this is what you do for fun.
And we had to chisel taglines into the walls of the cave.
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typogr
Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
Another exploration in black holes of Democratic Spending
Another exploration in black holes of Democrtic Spending
Another exploration in the black hole of Alcoholism
Another exploration in the black hole of time
Another fine addition to the chatter of this group.
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Another sad tale of youth wasted ....
Answers for the future from a history of solutions.
Answers: $1 * Correct answers: $5 * Dumb looks: Free! *
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-EMM! Anti-EMM! I Hate EXPANDED memory!" --Dorothy
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
Anxiety is Nature's way of getting you up in the morning.
Any 1 4 a kuppa kaffy?
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any clod can have the facts - having opinions is an ART!
Any damn fool can predict the past.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Any program will expand to fill all memory PLUS ONE BYTE!
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology.
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anyone know where this thing is from?????
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Anything currently on the market is obsolete.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core
Anything that kills you makes you... well, dead.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Are 10 lines at 1200bps better than 1 line at 9600bps?
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts ??
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over earth?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
Are we having Fahrvergnügen yet??
Are we having fun yet?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you into casual sex -- or should I dress up?
Are you into transmogrification, too?
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are you sure (Y/Y)? y because I do it too.
Aren't spill chukkers grate?
Aren't you a bit past your sell-by date?
Aristotle was all wet!
Armed men are Citizens, Unarmed men are Subjects.
Armed men are Citizens. Unarmed men are Subjects.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As they say at Kodak: Let's see what develops!
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine g
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Astronauts are out to launch.
At least egotists don't talk about other people
At least one part of my anatomy is smart.
At the prompt, remove disk, spit on it, then retry.
At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm!
Atlanta:Not Camelot,but not Minnesota Either!
Attack first, then get tough.
Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy
Auntie Em - Hate you, Hate Kansas, Took the dog. Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- D
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid a computer virus - practice safe HEX.
Avoid cliches like the plague!
Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk.
Aww, come on...JUST ONE MORE BBS....PLEASE, HONEY?!
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
BAD cop! NO doughnut!
BALLANTAGLINE'S Finest Scotch Tagline. Blended in SLO!
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB without RETURN
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
BEEEEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
BEWARE...Tagline protected by guard dogs!
BREAKFAST.COM Halted - Cerial port not responding.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
Baby on board!
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fianc free
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Sw
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Back off, man ... I'm a scientist!
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse s
Backup Not Found: A)bort, R)etry, C)ry
Backup is for whimps!
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)└└nico ?
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell Computer
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Command or Filename. Or maybe you screwed up.
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Prob
Bad is never good until worse happens
Bad is never good until worse happens.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE !!!
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bakker. Swaggart. Only 4 to go!
Bald Men don't waste hormones growing hair.
Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power
Bald spot? It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Bang, You're Dead!
Baptist never make love standing, could lead to dancing.
Barfignügen: Car Sickness in a Volkswagen.
Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness...
Baseball, Hot dogs, Apple pie, Mom, NRA!
Basketball is a hoopening game!
Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batche
Bathroom scales, best placed in front of the refrigerator
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
Battle smells of bravery, weakness is an odor all its own
Be ALERT!! The world could use more lerts.
Be Alert. And just why _do_ we need more Lerts, anyway?
Be American, Buy American, Charge it.
Be Nice to Your Enemies, You Made Them
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more
Be a jock strap....support athletes in training!
Be a teacher; teach kids. Start a BBS; teach the world!
Be careful what you fantasize - it could come true!
Be careful: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be excellent to each other..
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge a liberal
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge an environmentalist
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be smart enough not to show it.
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat it through the lines
Beat me, whip me, make me read mail 1 packet at a time.
Beat two eggs?? Why?? What did the eggs do???
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes clear to the bone.
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Because there's no such thing as an original sin.
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Beeeep! This is a test of the emergency tagline system.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Before backing up ... make a backup
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Before you start anything, make sure you can finish it!
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Behind every good BBS is a good woman.
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing
Being old sucks!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to g
Being weird isn't enough.
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Bell announces, FREE call waiti╪ngôµ╪*Ñ8>ƒ
Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp.
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
Beta Tester do it first!
Beta testers do it better.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Better Extreme Right than Extreme Wrong.
Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy.
Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
Better to have your head in the sand than up your ass!
Better to know some of the questions than all the answers
Beware Dyslexia: It can warn without striking!
Beware of Quantrum Ducks! Quark! Quark!
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may..
Beware the Jubjub bird
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Big contest! No purchase neccsary, details inside package
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Big or small We tax them all.
Big or small, the Democratic Congress taxes them all.
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea.
Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea.
Bill & Al's big adventure: Losing!
Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket for Financial Doom
Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket of Doom
Bill Gates made $6.3 Billion selling us MS-DOS?
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Flo
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Biology grows on you.
Bit - unit by which programmers go insane
Bi└/└re qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the inf
Black holes really SUCK!
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadl
Black holes suck.
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
Blessed are the censors - They shall inhibit the Earth
Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blow your mind... smoke gunpowder.
Blow your minds - smoke gun-powder!
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bob Dornan for President!
Bomb'em back to the STONE AGE!
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Borg Burgers: Your way is IRRELEVANT!
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate another? (Y/n)
BorgerKing--Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Born again? My Goddess got it right the 1st time
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Bowlers do it in the alley!
Boy, that's bad!!
Boys seldom make passes at smart-ass lasses.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Buddy System: Someone who drowns with you.
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
Buggering begets AIDS and many other diseases
Buggering is a perverse and unnatural act
Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bugs? I just program in undocumented features.
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Bullfighting: 1 man against a 1/2 ton of angry potroast.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going dow
Bungee Jumping. The only way to jump off of a bridge.
Bunkers are an invention of the devil.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Burma Shave.
Burn the flag, but tie yourself to it first.
Bush: He hasn't a single redeeming vice.
Bush??? Read my tagline "Not gonna do it."
But I DID read the manual...
But I did read the DOC. I just didn't understand it.
But I thought YOU did the backups.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
But honey, we neeeeeeeed it!
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?
But which one is the fatherboard?
But you're thinking. . . and I like that.
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster
Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the f
By day, an average person; By night a Modem Maniac!!!!!!!
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
C Code. C Code Run. Run Code Run.... PLEASE!
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C is for Bangers.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer qui
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C'mon Data, get mad! Just once!!!
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
C++: Operations at a 90° angle to reality!
C++? C++ what?
C-ing is believing
C.E.O. - In charge of Diddly Squat.
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n)
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMUCK
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.
CAMELOT: A place where they park camels.
CAT PHILOSOPHY: When in doubt, cop an attitude!
CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous...
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
CGA is the pallete from hell
CHARISMA: An ass-hole with a Personality.
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers understand why women hate period
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COBOL: 25 years of tradition unmarred by progress.
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
COMPLAINTS > NUL
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted! reformat WASH.DC <Y/Y>?
CONGRESSIONAL ANTHEM: MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !
CRS: Old Man's Disease (Can't Remember Shit)!
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
Cabbie: Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties!
Caffeine makes the world go round
California has its faults.
Call EPA-Liberalism is Toxic Waste
Call ROBO Rooter, that's the name, and away go...
Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.
Call me anything you want, but not a liar.
Call me if you need my phone number!
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.╘
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Camshaft Grinders do it with more lift and duration!
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I go now?
Can I listen to AM radio in the afternoon?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can I yell 'Science' in a crowded Religion conference?
Can YOU fly?
Can elephants fly?
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Can you repeat the part after `Listen very carefully'?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10µs drives!
Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Canada? What part of Texas is that in?
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Cancer cures liberalism!
Cancer cures smoking.
Candy is Dandy but Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth!
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarian.
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cannibals send out for pizza boys.
Cap'n Crunch Dead. Cereal Killer Held. More at 11.
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Captain! Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals!
Captain, I need to kill someone. ■ Worf
Careful, I'm spring loaded in the dumb ass position!
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration takes balls.
Catastrophe -- an award for the cat with the nicest buns!
Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Catastrophe: 40 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
Cats also have nine wives!
Cats are smarter than dogs. Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform.
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Caution! The tagline you steal may be your own!
Caution! Programmer at work!
Caution: Blown Brain At Work!
Caution: PET XING
Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks.
Celibacy is AIDS driven.
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Celibacy is not hereditary; Think about it.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Certified to serve!
Chain Tagline: Now stolen [266] times. Add 1 as stolen
Chain tagline; steal this or suffer consequences
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Character is what you know you are, not what others think
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chernobyl used MACs
Chernobyl used OS/2
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Children Learn What They Live!
Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ....
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Chocolate: the other major food group.
Choose one: Smart bombs [ ] Smart kids [ ]
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
Choosing my weapons: Coffee and danishes at dawn.
Choosy modemers choose GIF!
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Clap on (clapclap). Clap off (clap) NO CARRIER
Clark Kent is a cross dresser.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Classic Oxymoron: Definite possibility ■
Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password:
Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Clear as mud
Clear your throat... drink draino.
Click..Click..Click..Damn! Out of taglines!
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
Clinton never inhaled. Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton never inhaled. Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized w/your vote
Clinton/Gore: Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
Clone: What IBM wished it had built first.
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Coathangers, like bugs, breed if unobserved.
Coffee? Tea? Weasel spit?
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Come on in; my day was going bad anyway.
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!!!
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Coming Soon....Turbo Edlin
Coming Soon: Howard the Duck Soup
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming soon......Turbo Edlin !
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Coming to you from downtown Douglasville, Georgia.
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste h
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
Common to all battered women: Don't know when to shut up!
Communisim is the opiate of intellectuals.
Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible
Competition doesn't create character, it exposes it.
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer Hurricane───>
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computer Virus: Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk.
Computer Virus───>
Computer programmers never die, they compile
Computer simulations have imaginary mass.
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad hav
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
Computers also eliminate spare time.
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Condom Commercial: Slip It On, Before You Slip It In
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reput
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message.
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confused ? Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader or SLMR!
Confussion will be my epitaph
Congress - America's only Native Criminal Class
Congress isn't doing its job: I still have some money!
Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Congress: Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!
Congress: living example of Artificial Intelligence
Congressional Supremacy = the liberal Democrats
Consequences Smonsequences! As Long As I WIN!!!
Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Consultant(n): computer knucklehead with business cards.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Cooperate with those who have know-how or bail money
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Cosmogonists do it in cyclical big bangs.
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cover me. I'm going to shoot this son of a bith!
Cow: A machine that makes grass palatable for humans.
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office...
Crime frequently starts with liberal Democrats.
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, DC
Critical Mass: 38 years of liberals in Congress
Critical Mass: liberal's Political Correctness
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer?
Cross-eyed teachers can't control their pupils.
Cruelty and fear shake hands together.
Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cthulhu Saves! - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Cthulhu in '92; why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in '96: why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cultivate people and you turn up clods.
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
Cursor: What you become when your system crashes.
Cynic -- an optimist who has been mugged by reality!
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
DATA ERROR:(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
DBasers do it in fields.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
DEMOCRATIC ANTHEM: MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview does Windoze.
DESQview: Windex for Windows
DESQview: Better windows
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows).
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DETOUR...Tagline under repair...
DEVICEHIGH: Your device driver on drugs.
DISCLAIMER - This is a non-disclaimer, disclaimer.
DISK CRASH:(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
DIVORCE @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.*
DIVORCE is Nature's way of redistributing the wealth!
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
DOGS crawl under GATES, SOFTWARE under WINDOWS
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T STEAL - The government hates competition.
DON'T play STUPID with me...I'm BETTER at it !!!
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DOS 5.0 is like Sonny Bono: it can kiss SHARE goodbye.
DOS TIP: Wait for OS/2
DOS is just a bootstap loader for Windows 3.1
DOS is todays CP/M - Windows is tomorrows CP/M!
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
DOS: Never Having to live Hand-to-Mouse.
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:....." mean ?
Daddy, what is this big red butto(*^&^ NO CARRIER
Daddy? What's this little red button for?
Daddy? What does "Formatting Non-Removable Disk" Mean?
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%└%└#!└
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Damn this hobby is expensive!
Dan Quayle Library burned, both books lost!
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions
Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookiee!
Data bytes (or maybe he just nibbles....)
Data, data everywhere, and not a nibble to byte!
Data: my dream 'droid.
Date Catholic girls, they never confess ...
Daughter Node on Binary Tree has triplets. Story at 11.
Day-o...Day-ay-ay-o, Daylight come and me want go home.
Deadlines amuse me.
Deanna, tell me - do you like to experiment? ■ Beverly
Death - a negative patient-care outcome.
Death cures cancer.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is like everything else, its all in the timing!
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death row is entirely too small and empty.
Death, Taxes, Borland upgrade notices...
Death: To stop sinning suddenly
Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Debrief: Wife listening while you talk in your sleep.
Decisions terminate panic
Deep Dive Into The Middle Of The Mass Confusion...
Default %JH3 Taglines
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
Definition of a SysGod : Lord of the Files
Deliberative democracy is NOT liberalism
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Delta: We love to fly, but it shows
Democracy works in spite of Congress
Democrates are the opiate of the poor.
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Democrats: Redistribute YOUR money to Deadbeats!
Denial is NOT in Egypt!
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Depending on the problem, this is the solution!
Depending on the question, this is the answer!
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
DesqView 386: No Hourglass Needed!
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
DesqView? ...Gesundheit!
Desqview: Windex!
Dey went data way!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Dial 911 Make A Firefighter Come!
Diamonds - the ultimate in hardware.
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said
Did Pavlov's wife ring a bell for dinner?
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did someone say.....CHOCOLATE???!!!
Did you do something kind for a friend today?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11? ■ Riker
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses neve
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between men & boys is the price of thei
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a gun.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a rock.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock
Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse.
Dirty mind or clean body: take your pick.
Dis tagline wuz stole frum de souf of Dixeee.
Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art!
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Disk Failure! (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot
Disk space... the final frontier.
Dislexia rules! KO?
DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.
Divorce - Transition from a duet to a duel.
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Do I have this configured righ NO CARRIER
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye..
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do Not Feed Dog Food To Your Sister
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs????
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do female Mounties always get their man?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
Do it with style
Do married women make the best wives?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not allow tagline to go past this arrow ------------->
Do not believe in miracles └└└└ rely on them.
Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Do not expose this tagline to direct sunlight.
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this tag!
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not read beyond this line.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Do still life on your computer -- run WinDOZE.
Do televangelists do more than lay people?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do you C my point?
Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?
Do you have a lifestyle yet?
Do you have such a thing?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you want that on fifty 3½'s or two hundred 5¼'s?
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does Micro-Soft mean Small and Limp?
Does Venus have an Earth probe?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does a medical book have an appendix?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does mortality come with a life-time guarantee?
Does that help at all?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dog for sale: Eats anything - Is fond of children.
Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows.
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Dogs make great welcome home committees.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Doing an honest day's work for an honest day's beating!
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Doing my part to preserve order in the universe
Dolly Parton to Mrs. Folger: Yes, they are mountain grown
Don wanna work, wanna bang keyboard!
Don't Steal - The Government HATES Competition!!
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask me, I was hired for my looks.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain
Don't be depressed -- even maggots serve a purpose ...
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
Don't be so open-minded, your brains might fall out
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Don't believe the liberal media!
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!
Don't count the days, make the days count.
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't disturb me more than I already am!
Don't drink and park: accidents cause people.
Don't drive yourself crazy....let me do it for you....
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't fall over the Fourth Step!
Don't fall over the Fourth Step.
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't get between the dog and the fire plug.
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't get into a battle of wits with me half armed
Don't guess - check your security regulations.
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'til noon!
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't let school interfere with your education
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't like these tags?? Steal your own.....
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't lose your temper. No one else wants it!
Don't marry a girl whose father calls her princess.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark
Don't overestimate the indecency of liberals
Don't panic.. it's only a virus
Don't pay your exorcist and you'll be repossessed!
Don't pick up that phonÜ9ô£ NO CARRIER
Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.
Don't re-elect them! Jail their asses!!!
Don't recall us...we'll recall you....
Don't sneak up in front of me like that!
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the compe
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.
Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anyway
Don't take life seriously;You won't get out alive anyway!
Don't talk unless you can improve on silence.
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't trip over the Fourth Step.
Don't trust a government that doesn't trust your guns.
Don't trust a presidential candidate over 35
Don't trust an abortion activist over 40
Don't trust an anti-abortion activist with a Penis.
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't try to fix nothin that ain't broke!
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't vote... It only encourages them.
Don't waste our mutual time with a reply
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a damn.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't you ever get tired of having yourself around?
Don't you hate boring taglines?
Don't you just hate rhetorical questions?
Dornan for President!
Dos:Venerable Windows:Vulnerable OS/2:Viable
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Down with the government-sanctioned ABA monopoly!
Dracula was a vein man...
Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drawing on my fine command of the language: Up Yours!
Drink Pool Side - Enjoy the recession!
Drink wet cement - get well and truly stoned
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S
Drive Offensively!
Drive nail here [ ] for new monitor.
Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Drive only if your brain can steer!
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop me a line...anytime!
Drop your Carrier, We have you surrounded...
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
Drugs are for people who have no imagination!
Drugs, their not just for breakfast anymore!
Drugs: a pain and simple way to die!
Dual Quads: Beautifull woman who wears 44-DD bra!
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Dumb luck beats liberal planning every time!
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time!
Durians, real fruits for real people.
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexic Greeting Card Co.: Wishing You the Bery Vest.
Dyslexics have more fnu
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
DÖÑ'T VÖTÉ; íT ÖÑ£ÿ ÉÑÇÖÜRÆGÉS THÉM.
E Pluribus Unix
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
EOT - End of Tagline
ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: CPU not found
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK Unexpected EOF ... Operator Loaded!
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet eng
Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets...
Early American Viet Nam Vet - Paid in Full
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspiciou
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Earth::~Earth(void) {delete Recycling;};
Easy Does It. But Do It
Easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846...
Eat My Shorts
Eat SPAM! Save the universe!!
Eat more Possum!
Eat sh*t -- 500 billion flies can't be wrong!
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Eat, Drink and Be Merry....for tomorrow we DIET!
Editing is a rewording activity.
Education: whats left after you've forgotten the facts
Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at tar
Eggs are aborted chickens.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Electricians get into people's shorts.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.
Elephant Graveyard-Washington, DC
Elevator men do it on all floors
Eliminate Prosperity: Vote Democratic
Elvis is dead...and I don't feel so good myself.
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
End Deficit Spending: Fire Congress & Start Over
Energizer Bunny Arrested -- Charged with Battery.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
Enquiring minds already think they know!
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Enter any 12 digit prime number to continue...
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Epoch: the sound made by a hen
Eradicate Hunger - Eat the homeless!
Error #1511: Brain Offline
Error - Operator out of memory!
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working
Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
Error 96: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
Error in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE (Y/N)
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
Error reading FAT table. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Even a small star shines in the darkness
Even dead fish can swim down stream....
Even if you beat it, you can't teach a cat to bark.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark
Even this shall pass away...
Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping msgs?
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wake up with bullfrogs on your mind?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every absurdity has a liberal champion to defend it.
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Every exit is an entrance into something else.
Every liberal nut eventually rolls up to Canada!
Every loose nut eventually rolls out to California
Every loose nut eventually rolls out to California!
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every sperm is Sacred!
Every step you take becomes a twist of fate.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Everybody lies about sex!
Everyone complains of memory, no one of judgment.
Everyone grab their handbasket. The next stop is Hell.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion...
Everyone is gifted. Some just open their packages sooner.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad exam
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd all be single!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Everything is just a thing
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything's back to normal. Damn.
Everywhere is a Long Distance call from here.
Evil won't kill us; Democrats & lethargy will!
Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will
Evil won't kill us; damn liberals & Democrats will!
Evil won't kill us; damn liberals in Congress will!
Evil won't kill us; liberalism will!
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
Evolutionism: The speciocity of speciation!
Exactly what was I talking about anyway???
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Excellent time to become a missing person...
Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way to
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, but did a big hairy creature just run by here?
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Excuse me, is this tagline taken?
Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die ANYWAY.
Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway.
Expectation: primary factor for disappointment.
Experience--What you get just after you need it!
Experience: What you got when you didn't get what you wan
Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure.
Expert: Someone who knows everything about nothing!
Expert: "ex"=a has-been. "spert"=a drip under pressure.
Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 1
Explosion at sperm bank. Nurses overcome.
Explosive when wet
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice!
F.A.R.T.: Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
FAILURE is no more FATAL then success is PERMANENT....
FARFROMKRAPPIN...German for Constipated !
FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD had, a good idea, but the light BLEW!!!!
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle wristwatch.
Facts and figures can be friends or foes.
Facts are nothing but barriers to the truth.
Fahrvergnügen for President -
Fahrvergnügen for President!
Failure is the path of least persistence.
Faith is not wanting to know what is true!
Faith is not wanting to know what is true.
Fakir - Mann som kan beg└#└ selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Farfignugen for President.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life!
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fathers ARE parents TOO!!!!!!
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Feeling Lucky ?! - Upgrade your Software!
Feeling suicidal? Wear red and beam down.
Felons can't vote: they might elect dishonest Congressmen
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others
Few know what the fork we are serving up...
Fiction means not real, so non-fiction is not not real?!
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fight poverty WORK!!
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity.
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
File COLDBEER.CAN not found....operator not loaded!
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
Files not found: Delete user instead? (Y/y)?
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
Find God?!? Why? Is she missing?
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT
Fine: tax for doing wrong. Tax: fine for doing fine.
Fire Congress! Let's hire Juan Valdez.
Fire Congress! Let's hire a Dictator.
Fire Fighters have bigger hoses.
Fire, of course...
Firings will continue until morale improves
First Rule of Holes: If you're in one, STOP DIGGING!
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
First rule of Tinkering: Save all the Parts!
First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
Fishermen always have long rods.
Fixation - a gas station that still repairs cars.
Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11
Flies cause disease. Keep yours closed!
Flirt with me like that again & I'll follow you anywhere.
Floggings will continue until modems improve!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Floppy now, hard later.
Follow liberals-hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For Divine Intervention, call LawSuits 'R Us!
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For Sale: Dehydrated H└└O - $14 per quart
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For every bell shaped curve there are two extremes
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
For tomorrow I diet . . .
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Ford: Where quality is just a word we like to use..
Forewarned is forearmed, usually right in the face.
Forget 0 to 60. It's 95 to 55 that counts!
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home!
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses... I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Si
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons!
Forget the dog - beware of the homeowner ...
Forget the virgins - we're OUT of virgins!
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Forgive your enemies...But remember their names!
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Formatting of drive A Failed, trying drive C instead....
Former Virgin Off Line Reader At Work..Virgin Off Line Re
Former Virgin Off Line Reader At Work..Virgin Off Line Reader At Work.
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, Microwavable.
Four minus two is one and the same.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Fred MacMurry - The Father of >Flubber<.
Free BANK with purchase of any Toaster...
Free Canada, Trade Mulrooney!
Free speech costs more.
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Freedom of liberal Press is a terrible price for liberty.
Freedom of the press is guaranteed to those who own one.
Frequently wrong, but never in doubt!
Friction is a drag.
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
Friends are the best collectables!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go; enemies accumulate.
Friends don't keep track of who owes what.
Friends don't let friends do 2400.....
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
Friends don't let friends use XMODEM!
Friends don't let friends vote Democratic!
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
Friendship is a rainbow between two people
Friendship is a treasure ship anyone can launch.
From a devoted QEdiot
From now on I think for myself! . . . Okay?
From now on I think for myself! Is that okay, dear?
From the land of graft and corruption!
From the only city where it is unlawful to snow!
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns
GANGRENE -n. The favorite color of a band of hoodlum.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface.
GUI:A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate
Gary Trudeau for President!
General Failure reading John Dvorak
General Failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist
General notions are generally wrong.
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Tagline
Generic security advice: Always say no.
Genious Vs.Stupidity = Genious Has It's Limits!
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Gennifer Flowers for Secretary of State
Gennifer Flowers for second lady!
Genuine tagline -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
Get a life? Impossible, I'm a sysop.
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get gun. Shoot computer. Turn off lights...
Get stoned! Drink wet cement!
Get well soon! (But leave me alone!)
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin', Head out for the Highwaves!
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...There's a liberal
Girl Byte───>
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...
Girlfriend pregnant - (M)arry (I)gnore (A)bort
Girlfriend? Yep, a 50 MHz 486 with 256K cache!
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Give a student a modem and you give them the world
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
Give me 38,400 or give me death!
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supercedes Newton's.
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go For It!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go fishin.. cause it's Gooood fer ya.
Go home. You look like you had a long, hard night.
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go soak your head, puny human.
Go softly....it's dark out there
God created women 'cause sheep can't cook
God didn't make us all equal. Sam Colt did!
God is Love, Love is Blind.....Ray Charles Must be God!
God is love but get it in writing.
God is real, unless declared integer
God is real, unless declared integer.
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the wo
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the
God must of loved assholes, He made enough of them
God must of loved assholes, He made enough of them!
Going to fly? Walk! You'll get there faster!
Gold medalist, freestyle jumping-to-conclusions event.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go EVERYwhere.
Good grief, it's 10:19 pm! I gotta get a life!
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Got a dog for my girlfriend. Was a fair trade.
Got a seatbelt on my computer chair... no more ROTFL!!
Got my head together, now my body's falling apart.
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer again...
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandbabies: God's way of rewarding parents who survive
Grandkids are so much fun..Wish I had had them first
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought dow
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gravity isn't MY fault. I voted for velcro!
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
Great minds think alike and fools never differ.
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance!
Group Forecasting: Rhythm Method of Birth Control
Group Insurance: A gross of condums.
Grow your own dope, plant a female!
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell about the third day.
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
Gun Control -- Being able to hit the Target!
Gun Control isn't about guns, it's about control.
Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!
Gun Control: Ability to kill what you aim at!
Gun Control: America's National Anathema!
Gun Control: Hitting what you aim at.
Gun Control: A criminals best friend.
Gun Control: America's National Anathema!
Gun Control: Hitting what you aim at.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the targe
Gun control: It isn't about guns, it about *control*.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guns don't kill people..I kill people
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people
Guns don't kill, Ted Kennedy's car does!
Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do.
Guns no more cause crime than flies cause garbage
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large.
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct
HACK ATTACK coming on...Please Stand Back!!!
HANGOVER - what my belly does over my belt past 40!
HANOI - RELEASE OUR POW/MIAs - NOW!!
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
HD failure: A)bort, R)etry, N)egotiate, C)ry
HELP ME . . . I've fallen and I can't reach my lawyer!!
HELP! I'm being Qmailed to death.
HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
HEY! Don't pick up that phonJIf+>+Aoa~c++
HO! <repeat three times>
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES lef
HS-Link: Do unto others - bi-directionally!
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
HUSBAND: A handyman with sex privileges.
Had a dog who thought her name was "Shut the F*** up!"
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Hams do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ!
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hand me the toilet paper... I have to Quayle.
Handle with care - Elderly tagline operator!
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny"
Hang both Hanoi Jane AND Chicken Willie
Hangover: "The Wrath of Grapes"
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Happiness is a warm modem.
Happiness is marrying a Virgin!
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
Happiness is your favourite program moving to Windows
Happiness won't buy money.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hard disk parking: .10/mb for the 1st 2 hrs; all day=$25
Hard drives are better than soft putts . . .
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work never KILLED anyone, but why chance it.
Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Hardware: The part you kick.
Has anyone found my marbles?
Has anyone seen my pet eighteen foot anaconda?
Has anyone seen my pocket? I lost my Pocket Computer!
Has that file been saved? No, but we're praying for it!
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi └└tatzu!
Have I ever claimed to be sane?
Have I reached the person to whom I am speaking?
Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have a nice day (somewhere else).
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have a nice day.
Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed a liberal Democrat today?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Have you driven a Feminazi lately?
Have you driven a blond lately?
Have you driven a brunet lately?
Have you driven a red-head lately?
Have you ever found yourself talking in error messages
Have you ever wondered how to throw out a garbage can?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have you kicked your computer today???
Have you pushed a Ford lately?
Have you registered your tagline yet?
Have you said "THANKS" to your shareware author today?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again...
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Having a war? You too can hire the US Military!
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged
He said: `No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him.
He who boasts of an open mind may only have a vacant one
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He who fart in church, sit in pew
He who has, worries; he who has not, longs.
He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who laughs last probably backed up his hard disk...
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who laughs last...had to have it explained.
He who lives in glass house best dress in basement.
He who sits on a hot stove shall rise again !!
He who sits on a hot stove shall rise again!!
He who slings mud looses ground.
He who slings mud loses ground.
He who speaks with forked tongue, not need chopsticks
He who throws mud loses ground
He who throws mud loses ground.
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's either dead or just very sleepy.
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
He's not bald - just too tall for his hair
He's tanned, rested and ready...Tarzan in '92!
He's twelve cookies short of a dozen....
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It
Heard the joke about the sidewalk? It's all over town !
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over!!
Heaven doesn't want me. Hell's afraid I'll take over!
Heaven is a prepared place for a prepared people.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Heisenberg probably rules OK.
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned!
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
Hello ... Hello.... Is this thing on?
Hello From Canada! ... Waddya mean, "Where's that?"
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Hello, operator? Give me the number for 911!
Hello, sailor! Hello little girl, want some candy?
Help America recover-make liberalism a felony
Help Beautify America - Drop Dead!
Help all parents. Support retroactive abortion
Help beautify our dumps. Throw a liberal in one.
Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
Help beautify our dumps. Throw liberalism in one.
Help lose 150 ugly pounds - drop dead!
Help me! I've fallen and I can't beam you up!
Help prevent global warming; close your mouth!
Help save California: leave and take someone with you.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've been possessed by a UNIX daemon!
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
Help! Trapped in .QWK. Please unzip me.
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help! I've fallen, and I kind of LIKE it down here!
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Help! My Windoze 3.1 has siezed and I can't reboot!
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
Help, I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Help--I'm being held captive by my modem!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here I sit with a worm on my tongue! "Baited Breath!"
Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy!
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here we are now, entertain us...
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Here's a quarter; call someone who cares.
Here, there........and everywhere......
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hey !! Don't blame me !! I'm only the tagline !!
Hey ..... who took the cork off my lunch?
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Hey Saddam! If this is "victory", you don't want a loss!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Wally! Come look at this.
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hey! Don't pick up that pho╫»╗Æßë╜├╥τ
Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
Hey, this isn't my tagline! Who put this here?
Hey, wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills.
Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke c
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hey, you've got a nice baud!
Hi, I'm from the US government. I'm here to help you!
Hi, I'm from the US government. I'm here to help you!
Hi, I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
High School Teacher: Teaches it because they can't do it!
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hindsight is the ONLY exact science!
Hips or Lips!!!! Let your conscience be your guide....
Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide..
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hire the Handicapped, they're fun to watch!
Hire the morally handicapped
His motives aren't suspect - they're convicted!
History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors
Hit <ALT>-J to pick a John Hancock 3 tagline...
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go.
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Homosexual Safecracker: Person who blows safes.
Homosexual? Atheist? Hate guns? The Democrats want YOU!
Homosexuality: Equation for Insanity!
Honestly, I only looked at it!!!
Honesty is the best image.
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it thi
Hong Kong, Son of King Kong
Hooker with no legs? A nightcrawler!
Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
Hope is a shooting a homosexual with his boyfriend.
Hope is a waking dream.
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers...
Hospital: workshop for faulty humans.
Hot water Heaters: hot water needs heating?
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are?
How can I prove my sanity to people who have none?
How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How come wrong numbers are never busy????
How did I get round from eating square meals?
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How do YOU spell computer?
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide
How do nudists play Flag Football?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many city workers does it take to screw in a light?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
How much to downgrade to Microsoft C-- ?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How ya like me now?
Howard Hughs is sneaking around disguised as Elvis.
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
Howdy, ah'm a taigline fum Jawja.
Huh? What? Am I on-line?
Humanity is a parisite
Humbled again by overlooking the obvious
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!!
Hunters will do anything for a buck!
Hypocrisy: the Vaseline of political intercourse
I WP
I message database managers.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard d
I AM standing.
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I GIVE away Truth, why BUY a liberal lie?
I HATE it when that happens!
I KNOW it was a tornado Toto, but you wizzed on my Carpet
I LIKE sex on TV, and the floor, the kitchen table, the..
I Like your approach. Now let's see your departure.
I M a tru beleever in the Canadian edukashun sistum.
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way...I PRINT IT !
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Take No Prisoners!!.. But, I Do Take Money!!
I Usually operate at a 90° angle to reality
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat.
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I aim to please, and shoot to kill!
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am Catwoman, hear me roar -- Helen Reddy (NOT!)
I am a deeply superficial person!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am an Alien in the cosmos.
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy fa
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
I am not arguing with you -- I am telling you.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not young enough to know everything anymore.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the ring that lines your tub.
I am the root of some evil...send some money
I am the terror that flaps in the night;
I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare
I am. Therefore, I think. I think.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe we can fly on the wings we create.
I belong to the order of America.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I bought a cordless extension cord.
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I brake for liberals, but not to hard.
I brake for programmers, but not to hard.
I call it as I see it. If I don't see it I make it up
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I came, I saw, I charged it!
I came, I saw, I confused.
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat
I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't control my Ctrl button!
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ...
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
I can't walk in your shoes until you tell me the size.
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I could be a perfect parent if I didn't have kids!
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
I despise WINDOWS!
I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anyth
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't know it couldn't be done....so I did it!
I didn't stole any tagline!
I do not go & seek the inexperienced; he comes & seeks me
I don't descriminate - I hate everyone.
I don't do mornings well!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers-just the ones that matter!
I don't have any taglines to give you. Go away.
I don't have energy, I "AM" Energy!
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't know how I got here....
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way!
I don't know, I have amnesia, and I'm not here right now.
I don't mind passing gas, but don't light a match!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTE
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want to go back in time - I have relatives there!
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I dropped my soap on the floor. What do I clean it with?
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend
I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two.
I entered this message just to use this tagline.
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I file by decade - but I work slow!
I forget
I forgot I was Out of Memory....
I forgot my password, and I can't call up...
I found the tests quite elementary. └└ Data
I gave it up until Lent
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I give away Truth, why buy a liberal Democratic lie?
I give away Truth, why buy liberal Democratic lies?
I give away truth, why buy a lie?
I got friends in low places!
I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I got out of bed for THIS?
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I guess I'll never change the World.. What a relief!!!
I had my head examined. They didn't find *anythin
I had my head x-rayed today. Nothing there.
I had some morals; luckily, I got my money back.
I hate call-waiti'~ 2w╓.. NO CARRIER
I hate hexa taglines!
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have .25 sectors per sector.
I have NOT lost my mind. It's ZIPped up somewhere!
I have PMS and ESP. I'm a bitch that knows everything.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a soft head and a hard drive.
I have an interesting way of my words structuring.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have had just about all I can take of myself.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agr
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense!
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on floppies.
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. └└ P
I hope that helps! USENET: DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had?
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just hit <Ctrl>-2 in SLMR and boy am I puzzled!
I just injured a groin muscle . . . and it wasn't mine!
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all.
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
I let my mind wander, and it never came back...
I like a person who operates at a 90° angle to reality.
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like my job..it's the work I hate.
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure
I like your taglines better than mine! Wanna swap?
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers
I live one day at a time, but I'm one day behind
I live so far in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I love New York! * * * No Radio
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I lov
I march to the beat of a dead drummer.
I married beneath me -- all women do.
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.
I may have settled in shipping.
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
I might bend.....but I'll never break!
I moved to Vegas 'cause you don't have to shovel heat!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery! *
I need a computer to figure out my computer!
I never get lost because everbody tells me where to go!!!
I never liked you, and I always will
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I now return to my regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I object to sex on TV. I keep falling off!
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I practice moderation to excess.
I program, therefore I exist.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. └└ Guinan
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
I slept thro the Micholanglic' scare of '92
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
I smoked a GIF once, but I didn't inhale.
I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue...
I speak English, but assembler is my native tongue...
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
I spend half my life logged onto.............
I stand by all the misstatements I have made!
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit)
I suffer from EIB.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah S
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
I th in k my Har d dis k is Fr agm ent ed ! !! !
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I think I think; therefore, I might be.
I think I've got a headache.....
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
I think there's a data leak in here!
I think we're ALL bozos on this board.
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I scan.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong..
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was a wit, but I was only half right.
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought about being born again, but Mom refused.
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow
I tried bondage but I didn't close the handcuffs
I tried cocaine but I didn't actually sniff.
I tried fetishism but only with artificial leather.
I tried heroin but I didn't push the plunger
I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it li
I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
I tried the best but I bought the one I could understand.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did!
I t±ld yo±, "Never±touch ±he flop±y disk s±rface!"
I understand the solution. The problem is the problem.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I use original taglines--they originate elsewhere.
I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure!
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke!
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I used to have a life - now I'm married with children.
I used to have a life, now I have OLX.
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I used to have a mind. Now I have children.
I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS
I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS!
I used to have savings. Now I have a 386.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets.
I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files.
I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a 586, 150 MHz CPU & 100 pps lazer printer ...NOW
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I want my MobyTurbo!
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I want to use a sector editor on reality.
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one
I was an only child. Eventually.
I was arrested for resisting arrest
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I was on a roll until I slipped on the butter.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I was sane once, and didn't like it
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend
I wasn't kissin 'er! I was wisperin' in her mouth!
I wear the pants, but my wife picks them out for me ...
I went Window shopping and bought OS/2.
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I wish there was something interesting to read dow
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.
I'd have been born again, but Mom didn't like the idea.
I'd have written sooner but I didn't know you then!
I'd like to be a narcissist...But I'm Too handsome
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'd rather be ... programming
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically so.
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather be rich!
I'd rather be set on fire than sleep with a liberal.
I'd rather be set on fire than sleep with a socialist!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'll consider procrastinating tomorrow
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice
I'll have the red faced Quayle with a baked POTATOE
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'll have what the guy on the floor is drinking.
I'll have what the guy on the floor's having.
I'll have your memory erased so fast, you'll never forget
I'll make you famous....
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules$
I'll show you the life of the mind!
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I'm DISKcombabulated.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!, I'm FL>THUD<
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the ti
I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!
I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm a consultant because I'd rather be self-unemployed.
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a good man for a bad woman.
I'm a workaholic who resisted a rest.
I'm all tagged out!
I'm always in trouble, but it's so much FUN!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm an astronomer, not an astrolger.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
I'm as serious as a dead convenience store clerk.
I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm firm. You're obstinate. He's a pigheaded fool.
I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?
I'm going doooown! Has anyone seen my upper arrow?
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm having a mental energy crisis!
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm in search of myself ... Have you seen me anywhere?
I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywher
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... square's a shape isn't it?
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more secon
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registe
I'm leaving my BBS to Science Fiction
I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm lost! Can you help?....
I'm lost, but I'm still making pretty good time!
I'm mad at you because you were someone else.
I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm much too young to feel this damned old
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not Opinionated. I'm just always RIGHT!
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not a drunk, I just enjoy living in a liquid medium!
I'm not a minority. I'm an outnumbered majority!
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
I'm not a supreme being. └└ Picard
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
I'm not an MCP!! Some of my best friends are bimbos.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as innocent as I look!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Ra
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk.
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.
I'm not fat- I'm metabolically challenged!
I'm not illiterate. I know what my parent's names are!
I'm not lost... I'm "locationally challenged".
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you thi
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
I'm not real smart, But I can lift heavy things.
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm not tense, just terribly alert!
I'm not the fastest programmer, but I'm the most carefull
I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm practicing assertiveness. Do you think that's okay?
I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm sorry - all taglines are busy now. Please hold ...
I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
I'm sorry. You have been temporarily disconnected!
I'm sorry...were the voices in my head bothering you?
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one
I'm the leader, which way did they go?
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm the person your mother warned you about
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm trying to think of a good one!!!!
I'm up to my ASCII in files
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm usually awake near the end of the day
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll drop carrier!
I'm wearing boxer shorts ... and I know how to use them.
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble
I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st.
I'm your captain now. ■ Riker
I've already told you more than I know.
I've always made the mistake of being myself :>
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I've beamed down......AND I CAN'T BEAM UP!!
I've been tested positive for E.I.B.
I've been tested positive for E.I.S.
I've climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ...
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd...
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3
I've got Multiple Personality Disorder; and so do I.
I've got leprosy. What's eating YOU?
I've got the only uniform that zips in front. ■ Beverly
I've learn to type, becouse I don't know how to write!
I've lost my sense of direction; which way to the bar?
I've packed my database . . . think I'll leave
I've risen and I can't get down: Jesus at Calvary
I've seen C++. And it ain't pretty!
I've told you fifty thousand times, stop exaggerating!
I've upped my standards...now up yours!
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
I.B.M. stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
IBM + Apple = IBM
IBM - Inferior But Marketable!
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM stands for "Inferior, But Marketable"
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Incredibly Boneheaded Marketing!
IBM: Inferior, but Marketable.
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
IF DAVE(EXPANSION) > 1 THEN WORLD(SMALL) = FLAT
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
IF Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
INTERNAL SNACK FAILURE: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (I)nhale?
IQ Error: Brain not ready. Abort, Retry, Fail?
IT WON'T WORK!!!
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.-> One who disagrees with me.
Idiot-proof: difficult. Quayle-proof: impossible!
Idiots are People too!
Idiots: People who drive slower than you do.
If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
If (Wife = "yes") then (MONEY = "Gone") else Single
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Cash !
If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?
If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, What's Baby Oil Made From?
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If God didn't have a sense of humor, we wouln't be here.
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anyth
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
If I only had a 486 . .
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If Q were castrated, would he become O?
If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-ROM?
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slip-Sliding All Day!
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If a tree fell on a florist,would he make a sound?
If all else fails, read the directions!
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If all is not lost, then where is it?
If all the world's a stage; I sure got lousy seats. . .
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If at 1st you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you
If at first we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure!
If at first you don't succeed, Format C:
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules!
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, join the club.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standard
If at first you don't succeed, read the documentation.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not fo
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If at first you don't succeed... forget skydiving
If at first you don't succeed... forget skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed..skydiving isn't for you!
If at first you fail, try to shift the blame!
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport!!!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If it ain't broke, hit it harder.
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it ain't one thing, it's two or three...
If it doens't fit, cast it.
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was easy, hardware people would take care of it.
If it was easy, it wouldn't be any fun.
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it weren't for C, we'd be using Pasal, BASI, and OBOL.
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If it works, I didn't do it.
If it works, break it!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, something went wrong.
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's not broke, fix it! ... (Creates jobs !)
If it's not broken, Don't even touch it!
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If it's working OK, then something's GOTTA be wrong!
If its Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If life is a fairy tale, I'd HATE to see nightmares!
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If one would know the truth, look to the beginning
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33....
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If port of destination is not known, no wind is favorable
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why prac
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
If sheep could cook, women would be irrelevant.
If speed scares you, buy Windows 3.1!
If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If the mailmen went on strike, how would we ever know?
If the shoe fits . . . it's the wrong colour
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT!
If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If this is time, then we've got some to waste!
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If thy brother offend thee, pluck out his eye.
If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If we don't succeed, we increase our chance of failure.
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do??
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If you DON'T Vote in Nov., DON'T Complain!!
If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can read this, BACK OFF!
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't convince them, confuse them!
If you can't elucidate, obfuscate
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can't make it big, make it good.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you don't agree with me you're wrong!
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost!
If you don't like my attitude call 1-800-WHO-CARES.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
If you have enough push you won't need any pull.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it.
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you require someone to change you require them to lie.
If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you suspect a man of liberalism, don't employ him!
If you suspect a man, don't employ him
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter
If you throw a cat out the car window, it kitty litter!
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you wake up Sleepy & Grumpy, you must be Snow White.
If you want a quarantee, buy a toaster...
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
If you want it done right, let do it.
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
If you want your boomerang to come back, throw it first!
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer a wide selecti
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same.
If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
If your can't talk "flatlander" - you're not hip.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity is forever...
Ignorance is where learning begins....
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignorance won't kill you, but it is a nuisance!
Ignorance won't kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
Illegitimae Non Carborundum !
Illiterate? Write for free help.
Illiterate? Write for information!
Illogical logic supercedes common sense.
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!
Imagine all the people...
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In Borland you are never bored!
In Canada, even the female impersonators are women.
In Case Of Fire, Rescue Taglines.
In Case of Fire ... yell FIRE.
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In an atomic war, all men are cremated equally.
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In any case = In any box ???
In case of death: Don't use elevators. Stay calm.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing!
In case of emergency administer chocolate.
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In dogs we trust - in politicians? That's another story!
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg at a time
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
In the beginning God said: CTRL-ALT-DEL
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In the end there can only be Wildcat, Q-Modem and OLX
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In the immortal words of Quasimoto, "Call it a Hunch."
In your heart you know it's flat.
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Incontinence hotline...Can you hold please?
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Infinite Limit: Woman with a driver's license.
Infinite Limits: Woman with a driver's license.
Infinity is a tendency.
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Innuendo: Italian Suppository
Innuendo; That's Italian for Suppository!
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Inquiring minds don't give a damn!
Inquiring minds don't read this trash.....
Inquiring minds totally ignore liberal trash!
Inquiring minds totally ignore liberalism!
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Insert brain, then type
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert wallet in drive C and press <Enter>.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Instant idiot! Just add alcohol.
Integrity forged on the anvil of experience!
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Intelligence not found here. Fake it? (Y/N)
Intelligence not found here. Liberal Territory!
International Priority for this message please ...
Intra-State Priority for this message please ...
Invalid COFFEE.COM - Operator halted!
Inventory Liquidation: A Hystorectomy.
Inventory Management: Pocket Pool!
Inventory Planning: Birth Control.
Invisible taglines! $1.95 a piece!
Iraq has won the toss... and elected to receive.
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Iraqi Bingo: M-16, F-15, A-6, B-52, F-16, M-1...
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Is "More Better" the same as "Less Broke"
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is Clinton the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is Sam Donaldson the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is infinity odd or even?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
Is it possible to feel gruntled?
Is it progress when a cannibal uses a fork?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is it time for lunch yet?
Is man one of God's blunders or God one of man's?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is politics a legitimate form of entertainment?
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right!
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is the computer still talking on the phone?
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is there death after life?
Is there life after death? Vote Democratic and find out!
Is there life after death? Crash my BBS and find out!
Is there life before coffee?
Is this Fahrvergn└G└gen?
Is this the party to who I am typing to?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
Isn't "shrimp on Barbie" a little kinky?
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^⌡°√Θ▐NO CARRIER
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It consoles me that Einstein made mistakes.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
It is hot! Turn off mathematic coprocesor!
It is physically impossible to tax into properity.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.
It just don't get no better than this!
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It takes a long time to grow an old friend
It takes a long word to retard spoilage.
It takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin...
It was all so different before everything changed.
It was so cold, I almost got married.
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
It works better if you plug it in.
It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
It's 3:48 pm. Do you know where your hamster is?
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's Hard To Point Wearing a Straight Jacket!
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
It's So Quiet, You Can Hear A Carrier Drop!
It's Virgin Naugahyde, and Naugas are out of season!
It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's a Windows thang...
It's a dog eat dog world, and I've got Milkbone underwear
It's a great place, and the drinks are cold!
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's called getting it in the NEC
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's deja vu all over again.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's easy to apply yourself, if you just use crazy glue!
It's good fortune for politicians that people don't think
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's half of one, six dozen of another.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's hard to type when you gotta go Baaaad... ummmmm...
It's just a jump to the left...
It's just a jump to the left..........
It's just one of those things out of the ground...
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's my birthday today! Hooway.
It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!
It's never as easy as you think
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's not NICE to mess with Narcotics...
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's not broken because I haven't fixed it yet.
It's not dead, it just smells that way.
It's not if you win or lose--it's how you place the blame
It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!
It's not my FAULT
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not pretty being easy.
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's not the having, it's the getting.
It's not the heat; it's the humility
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
It's not worth it. I'm going back to bed.
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's starting to rain! .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents
It's the poor tool that blames its workman.
It's time to make criminals fear the honest citizen.
It's usually easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It's what I mean not what I say!
It's what we learn after we know it all that counts!
It's what you learn AFTER you know it all that counts!
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
Its a JOKE, like the funny kind but different
Its better to be looked over then overlooked.
Its hard being BLUE.
Its hard being BLUE; or was it BLUE being hard?
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Its not a stolen tagline, it's just "previously viewed"
Its rarely fun, never easy, and always expensive!
Its time to draw the line in the dirt.
Its what I do. I'm a terminator.... NO CARRIER
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
JIMMY HOFFA FOUND! Makeup removed from Tammy Faye.
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!
JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world
Jack's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
James Brown - "I've fallen and can't get down!"
James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jerk: What is found on both ends of fishing lines.
Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.
Jesse Jackson: The Disk Crash of political candidates.
Jesse Jackson: The EDLIN of political candidates.
Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus saves, but the IRS gets ½.
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, shoots; HE SCORES!!!
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jesus:"Come Forth Moses", but he came 5th, lost the race.
Jet engine theory: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
Jheeesh!!!
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Joe Peschi died for our sins...
Joe, did you get Jean's ANSI figured out yet?
Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!
John loves Mary; Too bad he's married to Su.
John loves Mary; Too bad he's married to Sue.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at... um, er...
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia
Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against aixelsyD
Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
Join the army ... meet interesting people ... kill them.
Join the joyride!
Jose Canseco - role model for the '90's???
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Just My two cents!
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just Visiting This Planet . . .
Just Visiting This Planet . . .and Yech! Does it smell!
Just a dime-store ring from a Crackerback Jox
Just a lil angel with a dirty face.
Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...
Just a sec......yep, I hear a beer calling me!
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
Just because.
Just don't say something, stand there!
Just gimma a slice of...
Just plead the fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
Just say NO! to Pc Tools...
Just say YO!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Just so you'll know, I'm not perfect yet.
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just think of it as Evolution in action
Just think of it as evolution in action
Just to keep you guessing.
Just try it shorty. └└ Tasha
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just washed my hair - can't do a thing with the sink.
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
Just what does that mean?
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Just when one is caught up, everything speeds up!
Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...
Justice delayed is justice denied
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
KENNEDY'S BUMPER STICKER - MY OTHER CAR IS UNDERWATER
KIDS! Please try this at home!
KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home.!
KILL the S.O.B. - THEN count to 10.
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!
Keep America beautiful - Swallow your cigarette butts.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep comin' .BAK !
Keep the dream....It'll come true. :>
Keep your eyes open, potential taglines are EVERYWHERE!
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!" "A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?
Keyboard error or no keyboard, F1 to continue
Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not connected . . . . Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Keyboard: Used for entering errors into a system.
Kharma rules, I'm serious!
Kick butt now, take names later?
Kill the lawyers first.
Kill the wabbit!!! Kill the wabbit!!!
Kill two birds with one stone? What happend to shotguns?
Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken
Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Damn! It's BUSY!
Kiss me and show no mercy!
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
Kiss my ASCII
Kissy! Not Quite the right name!
Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!
Klaatu, Virada Nicto!
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..."
Klingons have Ridges.
Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
Knock hard here ████ for new monitor
Know of what you speak, speak of what you know!
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge!
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Know your enemy as you know yourself -
Knowledge is power.
L.A. Criminal Justice system...where justice is criminal
L.A.P.D. Motto: -- Let's leave early & beat the crowd.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
LAN-WAN: Chinese AT&T.
LANtmine A server on the verge of crashing.
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LET'S MAKE A DEAL
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
LISTEN to your children
LIVE FREE -- consult your Blue Pages for details.
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Roger has left the building.
Ladies with an attitude.
Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Laptops are expensive toys.I can not afford 1
Large Cheese Pizza UPC Code -> │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Laser printers are great but EXPENSIVE....
Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last one out, please shoot the liberal
Last one out, please turn off the lights...
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Latest news! Conference moderator overthrowned by a coup!
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control...
Lead a horse to water, then kill it and eat like a king.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn a foriegn language...C
Learn a new mating position - Play chess.
Learn about Asia. Read Eric Van Lustbader !
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Learning is a wondrous thing!
Learning is the Candy Store of Life!
Leather is waterproof -- ever see a cow w/ an umbrella?
Left Field? I only agreed to center!
Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
Length of a meeting is square the number of people there
Less is more.
Let X = X.
Let fear belong to the enemy and victory will be ours!
Let fear belong to the enemy and victory will be ours.
Let my people go! · Land of Goshen......
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the meek inherit the Earth, I want the stars.
Let them eat cache.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let's Drop the Big One Now.
Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.
Let's do some crimes.
Let's get Visual, Visual. I wanna get Visual..
Let's go DX around the world
Let's have a war.
Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.
Let's see here...<ctrl>-<alt>-<del>...Oh no!Oops
Let's share our surpluses. Everybody wins.
Let's spend the night together!
Let's talk about him in front of his back!
Let's trade and be ahead together.
Let's you and him fight
Lets Go Mets!
Lets cut Alaska in ½ and make Texas the 3d largest state
Liberal Democrats are bankrupting the United States
Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
Liberal Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Liberal minds run in the channel, right down the gutter.
Liberal's Investment: more taxes and more spending.
Liberal's destruction of society can ruin your day
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on EVERYTHING
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on YOUR earnings
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Liberal: I don't know how expensive this thing gets!
Liberalism and alcoholism are disfunctional addictions
Liberalism is for people who have no imagination!
Liberalism is simply another word for Communism
Liberalism-God, how I hate the 20th century
Liberalism: On the cutting edge of decay.
Liberalism: abandoned moral standards
Liberalism: primary factor for disappointment.
Liberals achieve fairness by spreading misery around.
Liberals are extraterrestrials without brains.
Liberals are failed pragmatists.
Liberals do have standards. Double standards!
Liberals embrace moral turpitude as ethical conduct!
Liberals never mention individual responsibility
Liberals never mention individual responsibility!
Liberals never mention individual responsibility.
Liberals never, ever mention individual responsibility!
Liberals operate at a 180 degree angle to reality
Liberals operate at a 90° angle to reality
Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
Liberals want to put your money where their mouth is!
Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Libertarian Party HQ, free info # : BR-549
Life Sucks and then you marry a closet liberal
Life Sucks and then you marry a closet liberal!
Life Sucks and then you marry one who won't...
Life always happens in manageable chunks.
Life and liberty are safe only when congress is in recess
Life before the real world -- work.
Life begins at contraception
Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone!!
Life is a never ending surprise.
Life is a series of rude awakenings
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it!
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life is but a dream
Life is full of little suprises - Pandora
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life is in beta test--my copy has some bugs in it.
Life is just nature's little joke.
Life is just one big Beta-Test cycle!
Life is like a simily
Life is like an onion.
Life is like an onion...I'm just making soup.
Life is not fair...it IS, however, quite a circus.
Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
Life is self renewal, ever changing and transfiguring.
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life is short. Play hard.
Life is too important to be taken seriously!
Life is too short to drink cheep wine
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is too short to wait in lines.
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first!
Life isn't real, it's just an emulation
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life was so much easier before law school <sigh>
Life with pets is never dull.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
Life's Law: NOTHING ever happens until it does.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life...too many questions...damn few answers.
Life: What happens while you're making other plans
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Life:A terminal,sexually transmitted disease.
Lifes rough, but the alternative's rougher !
Line noise complements of Southern "Taco" Bell!
Line noise complements of Southern Bell!
Line noise provided compliments of Southern Bell!
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Listening is best done in silence.
Little things affect little minds.
Live a clean, healthy life and soon die of boredom.
Live by the moment. "What time is it?"
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Living on the edge of CCITT standards!
Living with saints is tougher than being one.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
Lobotomies for Republicans! It's the LAW!
Lobotomy: the condition of having short legs...
Locked coathanger in the car. Good thing I had a key!
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Logjam -- Some kind of high fiber jelly.
London (081-4478244) (2:440/25)
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Long-life batteries a r e n ' t v e
Long-life batteries aren't
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look alive! Here comes a buzzard!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Look out! He's got a MAGNET! Everybody BACKUP!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Look your best--who said love's blind?
Look, Bullwinkle, a message in a bottle...!
Look, its a babble fish: ><> °·∙<>< ><>·°
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
Looking for taglines - see Dictionary of Quotations!
Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
Looks like Hayes sun just turned into a black hole.
Looks like Hayes sun just turned into a black star.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is all physics.
Love is blind; marriage is the eye-opener.
Love is blond.
Love is grand ... Divorce is twenty grand!
Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand.
Love of money is the root of all Politicians.
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Love your neighbor, even if she's married!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
Lynch mobs don't think about tomorrow...
MAC error msg: "Like dude, something went wrong"
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The OS Hangs!
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MEMORY ERROR: Now what?
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MISSING TAGLINE...REWARD OFFERED.
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MOPAR: Most Our Parts Are Rusted
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
MS-DOS: MR-DOS's sister; DR DOS: MS-DOS's Gynecologist.
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 or is it already?
MSI - Trying to FINALLY get it together in '92.
MY MY red riding hood what NICE <slap> you have!!!!!!!!!
Ma, can I be a feminist and still like men?
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
MacIntosh - The step between Nintendo and IBM!
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macho does not prove mucho.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun.
Macro Macro Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madam! An error, we did the hysterectomy on your husband!
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband!
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
Mafia DOS: "thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mail junkie and offline reader pimp!
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
Make Money The Old Fashioned Way --- PRINT IT
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make a joyful noise (but deny it when smelled by others)!
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read the mail!
Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m.
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
Make headlines... use a corduroy pillow!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make love to a Democrat ........Hug a Tree!
Make me feel like a woman, ask me to do laundry
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Make them eat wake
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man and wife make one fool.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man should BE upright, not be KEPT upright.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night!
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
Man with hand in bush...Not necessarily trimming shrubs
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Manual?..................What Manual??!?!
Many are educated...few are learned...
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many smokers quit 'cause there isn't much air in a coffin
Marine snipers: reach out and touch someone.
Marriage is the belief that one woman differs from others
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Marriage: a war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage=institutionalized "cruel & unusual" punishment.
Married life is murder on the wallet.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little lamb, then the police were called!
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Master of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May Trollsnot cling to your eyelashes for ever!
May Trollsnot cling to your eyelashes forever!
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the Farce be with you
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May trouble last as long as your New Years resolution.
May you live all the days of your life.
May you live in interesting times
May you live in interesting times.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me....a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
Me? 40? I demand an immediate recount!
Meaning of Life: <Deleted for lack of space>
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
Mega-Dittos Rush!
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
MegaReader └└ tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader └└eta └└rigade
Megahertz--when something is really painful
Member, Cadavers Union Local B-943
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Menstrual cycle - has three wheels.
Mental Floss helps prevent Moral Decay.
Message from: Dan.Mlodecki@CANREM.COM
Message overload, reader collapse!!!
Message re-edited while stoned.
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
Micro Focus COBOL: The Cutting Edge of COBOL for the PC!
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99
MicroSoft is the mother of all screw-ups!
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Midden: a kind of fingerless glove
Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words.
Midnite Rider: Horny husband at 2:30 a.m.
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it, you're addicted to code...
Milkbone underwear... for a dog eat dog world
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.........Why?
Mispellers of the world UNTIE!
Missed it by | | <- That much!
Missing - presumed married.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Mistress: something between a mister and a matteress
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Modem addictus has got us!
Modem is plugged into Jack but Jack doesn't much like it.
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns!
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye!
Money can't buy happiness -- but it sure can RENT a lot!
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money isn't everything...but it keeps the kids in touch!
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Monkey in blender = Rhesus pieces.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
Montana Foreplay: "Get in the truck, Bitch"!
Moral Indignation: Jealousy with a Halo.
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Most folks know more about cricket than Economics!
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most people deserve each other!
Most political jokes get elected
Most programmers would do it with any Model!
Mother nature is a bitch.--Murphys Law #8
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before!
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
Mozart, Chopin, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry.
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
MultiTask- Make twice the mistakes in / the time
Multitask: Screw up several things at once!
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking: Reading in the Bathroom.
Murder is a liberal's method of birth control.
Murphy Brown can spell potato
Murphy Brown can spell potato.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy was right...shame he couldn't prove it!
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Murphy's Law prevails over all other physical laws
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
Music is like religion, everyone swears theirs is better.
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again....
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire.
My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My EGO is better than your EGO!
My God! It's full of stars!
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius.
My Kingdom for a Gigabyte!!!
My Michellin Guide doesn't have tire ads.
My RAM may be gone, but my floppy remembers ...
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My Wife gives good headache.
My blood type? Why... Foldgers! Of course.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My boss is comming, has anyone seen my PANIC BUTTON?!
My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental.
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
My brain cell is aching something fierce!!!
My cat's on steroids and isn't a pussy any more!
My computer is working, and I'm on a break!
My computer never loc
My computer understands me.
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My cow died so I don't NEED your bull anymore.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My girlfriend gives good headache
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something...
My guru told me there would be lifetimes like this...
My inferiority complex is not as good as your!
My kid just beat the snot out of your Honor Student.
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
My life is starting to interfere with my mail reading!
My machine has Alzheimer's -- not enough memory.
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mind is like a computer... obsolete.
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My mother traded with a Ferengi for me as a baby.
My mother was the travel agent for my guilt trips!
My mouse only has one ball....
My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My next wife will be normal
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My opponent is not necessarily my enemy
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My other car is an Edsel.
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other tag line is a killer!
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY.
My pistol has a bigger bore, and holds more rounds.
My pleasure in life is doing what people say I cannot
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My reality check just bounced.
My stereo's └└-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My two-bits...err..."bytes" worth
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife gives good headache
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife loves ME--it's the computer she hates!
My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her....
My wife ran off with my best friend. I sure do miss him!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
NAK NAK Who's there? └└#└└E└&└) NO CARRIER
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excells!
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
NOW I've put my ear in it!
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
NR] ■ "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --In
NR] ■ Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
NR] ■ Floggings will continue until morale improves.
NR] ■ If it doesn't fit get a larger hammer!
NR] ■ Miners refuse to work after death.
NR] ■ One more Wendy's commercial, and I'm going to snap!
NR] ■ Our father who art in Monterey hallowed be thy DOS
NR] ■ The majority isn't silent--the government is deaf!
NY cops go bar-hopping; LA cops go night-clubbing.
NYC: Hell with a sales tax.
Nadie tiene m└└s imaginaci└;└n que la realidad.
Name of new Zen laxative: All Things Must Pass...
Nato Ergo Sum
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Network management is like herding cats...
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never arrive half prepared for a battle of wits!
Never ask dumb questions, they may have smart answers!
Never ask questions, they may have answers!
Never blame the rainbows for the rain.
Never buy what you can build yourself at a higher cost.
Never call a man a fool, just borrow his money.
Never do card tricks in Vegas.
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never fight with a smart-ass and a sick mind!
Never fight with a smart-ass with sick mind!
Never go to bed mad! Stay up and fight!
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never mind the facts - feed the rumours
Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor.
Never moon a werewolf...
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never pet a dog that's on fire.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely!
Never show your poker buddies card tricks!
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never smirk at the judge..
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never trust a pit bull, even one named "Fluffy"
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
Never went to bed w/an ugly woman, but I woke up w/a few.
Never, ever, has a tax increase reduced a deficit.
New Book: _How to write a How To book_
New Highway gets Railroaded.
New Movie: "On Golden Pond" by I.P. Freely.
New World Order...are you last?
News flash: 6 million dollar man hurt by inflation
Newsflash: Bored scientists invent Artificial Stupidity.
Next time try a fishhook. You'll catch on.
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nice computers don't go down.
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
Night club: an ashtray with music.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Nirvana smells funny...
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.
No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem.
No Money? Problem.
No Tagline available at this time.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No bath cures ignorance, but drowning would help.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
No longer young enough to know it all....
No main() No Gain!
No man is rich enough to buy back his past
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter where you go, there you are.
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
No more lawyers? No more freedom!!!
No more lawyers? No more pettifoggery!!
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No one can take advantage of his own wrong
No one can take advantage of his own wrong.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No one is as ugly as their passport photo
No one is ever old enough to know better.
No one loves a fat man except his grocer.
No program works the first time you run it.
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
No sympathy for the Minority.
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
No wonder. Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!
No, I am Not a Control(ed) Character!
No, I never read the documentation
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
No.. Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co.
No............ Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody ever ruins eyesight by looking on the bright side!
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody loves me. Is it my aftershave?
Nobody notices when things go right.
Nobody notices when things go right.!
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Nonexistance is, after all, a bit of a dead end.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money!
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not much of a tag line, but it's mine.
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
Not now, I have a headache!
Not one penny for trash masquerading as art (a la NEA)
Not ready, error reading user's mind.
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing damages new truth like old error.
Nothing improves with age.
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free, or IBM compatible.
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Nothing is foolproof - fools are ingenious.
Nothing is more productive than the last minute
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing ruins the truth more than the facts!
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Novel sent 3,800 disks with Stoned III virus.
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents. Bill Gatespear
Now returning to deep LURKING mode
Now somebody's gotta go back and git a sh!!load of dimes
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now where did I put my halo? :>
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now where did I put those transwarp drive specs? ...
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
Nuclear bombs...may they rust in peace!
Nuclear war? There goes the neighborhood.
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nut 'N Raisen: breakfast for the impotent!
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
OK! Second star on the right and then WHERE??
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. :-)
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
OK, OK, right after this one it's back to the topic.
OKIDATA: Quality Assurance by Japan.
OLX does more by 9:00am that other readers do all day!
OLX: On the cutting edge of information transfer.
OLX: On the cutting edge of software evolution.
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
OS/2 - Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 - Your Brain Windows - Your Brain on Drugs.
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 Version 2: taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2: Bill Gate's worst nightmare!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Windows the way it SHOULD have been!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2: your brain. Windows: your brain on drugs.
OUCH! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OVERDRAWN? What the heck?, I still have checks left!
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.
Of course I tessssted it.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: └└└?└└└└└└
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: └└└?└└└└└└(└└└└└└
Off-season ESPN: Amish rake fights.
Often, people put taglines down here. WHY?
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh God! It's the insurance salesmen! Call in the snipers!
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble.
Oh boy...
Oh my GOD! My computer's caught Windows!
Oh my God!
Oh no! A viru÷⌐¥æÜ»º╫Ç⌡æ
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh no!! Look! It's a Brain Storm!!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Oh, *you're* no fun anymore!
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, Yeah! My Brother's a Mainframe With The IRS !
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez!
Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going?
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old age is a disease from which we all recover.
Old age: The mind makes dates the body can't keep
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On a clear day, I can DESQview forever...
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
On a quiet night in Georgia you can hear the Fords rust.
On a quiet night you can hear the Fords rust.
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, fingers are different.
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
On the other hand, you have different fingers
On this conference just one damn argument after another
Once I rose above the noise and confusion...
Once a king, always a king. But once a Knight, is enough!
Once in motion, I'm determined to keep moving.
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
One beer's too many, a thousand's not enough.
One direct hit can ruin your whole day.
One good turn gets all the blankets
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One if by land, two if by sea, six if by UFO.
One man gathers what another man spills...
One man tells a falsehood, and 100 repeat it as true.
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One more time...Trying Megamail
One never knows, do one?
One should forgive one's enemies,but not before they hang
One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
Online
Only a liberal could coin a word such as "undertaxed."
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Only my modem knows for sure.
Only stop for walls - Speedo
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only thing domestic about me is that I live indoors.
Only well reared girls should wear slacks.
Onward and to the Right ............>
Ooooooooooh, Boy am I gonna pay for THAT one!
Oops! My ramdrive just mated with a ewedrive!
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open Windows lets bugs fly in.
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Open mouth. Insert foot. Echo internationally.
Open mouth. Insert foot. Echo internationally.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Operator halted! Startrek's on!
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!!
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Operator? Could you trace this call & tell me where I am?
Opportunity knocked...and I was in the shower.
Optical Illusion: Democratic Tax Cut
Optical mice have no balls!
Optimism most flourishes in the lunatic asylum.
Optimist sees donut - pessimist sees hole.
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
Optimists Are Overconfident So They Skip Their Backups
Or,,, you can take what Jay has in the box on the floor.
Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our Father, UART in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name...
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our mission: to boldly stay home and BBS!
Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
Our times: Man cripples self to get handicap parking.
Our viewers need proof!
Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck*
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Overweight just snacks up on you.
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
Oxymoron: someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR:Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps!
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
PMS. Punish my spouse.
PMS: Permanent Mean Streak
PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
PRESS To test... RELEASE to detonate !
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
PUSH--Print Until Something Happens
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Papa Smurf for President; his neigbours for Congress
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers...
Parallel Paths: Death and Homosexuality!
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me while I check with God.
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload...
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Participant, SEA War Games 1968-75 (2nd Place)
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Pass the time, pass the data, but don't pass wind!
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Pathology: The intense study of paths.
Patience -- Wait control
Patience NOW!
Patience is a virgin.
Pave the bay.
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
PeeWeeDOS: seek error reading hard di[s|c]k C:
Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change!
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
People would be alive if there were a death penality
Perestr└A└ika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
Perot & Picard '92 (Baldly leading us into the future)
Person who walks center of road gets hit from BOTH sides!
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies
Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
Pkzip v. _._ will be released in the ___ qtr. of 19__!
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Plagerism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Planet Earth: Not A Good Place To Be Wilderness
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Playing hide and seek with the ghosts of dawn.
Please Hold...
Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please insert 5¢ in drive A: for next tagline
Please insert another quarter and try again.
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
Please reply to message before reading this tagline.
Please return flight stewardesses to upright position.
Please return stewardess to her original upright position
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus └'└e la change, plus c'est la m└+└m chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.
Police tagline. Do not cross.
Politaical Power attracts the corruptable.
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by Liberals
Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by Democrats.
Politically Correct Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Politically INCorrect -- and damn proud of it!
Politically Incorrect -- and damn proud of it!
Politically correct? I'm not even ANATOMICALLY correct!
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politicians cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Politics permits a LOT more idiocy than science does.
Politics: Root(s):[a] Poly-Many; [b]Tics-Bloodsuckers
Polly Wants Fingers, Not Crackers!
Poloroid: Still The Longest Minute Known To Man
Polygamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: the same.
Popularity is not the same as validity.
Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Posting bad tag-lines is like having bad breath.
Postlink Error 321: Formatting Drive C: Terribly Sorry!
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Pot Roast - a sunburned stomach
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue...
Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
Pournography: The writings of Jerry Pournelle.
Power attracts the corruptable.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is (what the SC wants)
Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts of Beauty!
Practice Safe Hex - Duplicate Your Bits...
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
Praise the Lord and pass the Cheez-Whiz!
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Pregnancy - a woman a swelled up over her work.
Presence is more than just being there.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press ENTER once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press all the keys at once to continue...
Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Pretend you understand what's going on.
Prince is live proof that Little Richard fucked Liberace
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets!
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Pro Choice!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry...
Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Profanity, the language computerists know.
Profanity: The universal programming language
Professional journalism...an oxymoron.
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for liberalism.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Programmer on Computer
Programmers "C" it differently!
Programmers Use Extended Memory!
Programmers assemble!
Programmers do it bit by bit!
Programmers do it in Turbo!
Programmers do it in loops.
Programmers do it in many languages.
Programmers do it logically!
Programmers do it right the first time!
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
Programmers do it with algo-rithyms!
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programmers give more input/output!
Programmers have a higher baud rate!
Programmers have random access memory!
Programmers love dual floppies!
Programmers love their tools!
Programmers need more input/output!
Programmers stick to the BASICs!
Programmers take bigger Bytes!
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming: It's not a job, it's an adventure!
Programs get overlaid, why can't I?
Programs will expand to fill available memory.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
Proverbial excrement hits oscillating wind device
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst! .ZIP your .FLI!
Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Psychic Meeting cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Psychobabble: CNN at 2:30 a.m.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Psychoceramics: The study of liberal crackpots
Psychoceramics: The study of liberals
Psychocermamics: The Study of Crackpots!
Public Health: Reflection on first principals of Gov't
Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
Public Restroom: Corporate Meeting Room for Homosexuals
Pull the hair of a tiger and he will bite back
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Purranoia: Fear that your cat is up to something!
Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.
Purring-an automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
Pursuit: The cat's pajamas
Put a fork in Bush - he's done.
Put lawyers on the ethics committee, for balance.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something!
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
Put that in your dave and smoke it!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die.
QEMM Exception #13: L)ockup, L)ockup, or L)ockup?
Qmodem is a happy modem!
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Quantum Particle: Liberal's Brain
Quantum Physics:
Quantum Physics: Study of size of liberal's brain!
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Quit complaining and swallow!
Quit playing with your floppies!!!!
Quoth the Raven: "Eat my shorts!!!"
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus's DEAD!!!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure...
RBBS?
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
REAL programmers use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"
REALITY.SYS Corrupted--Universe Unrecoverable
REALITY.SYS Corrupted. (R)eboot Universe?
RELAX.. It's only ones and zeros anyway
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
ROBOCOMM IT!
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
ROM wasn't built in a day!
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
RTFM? I'm too busy trying to make this thing work!
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
RUSSIA: Glasnost experimental site.
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rain is nature's way of saying "I'm sorry."
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Reach out and choke the shit outta some liberal!
Reach out and grep someone.
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read WHAT docs??
Read my lips -- no new taxes. - Gorge Bu$h
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN...
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real men write self-modifying code.
Real programmers can write FORTRAN in ANY language.
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle BBS'ing
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality is for those who can't handle wealth.
Reality is something I've managed to rise above.
Reality is the leading cause of stress.
Reality is useful: it occupies time between fantasies
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality: The Nightmare you just awoke into.
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Reality: an illusion brought on by lack of alcohol.
Reality: an illusion brought on by lack of drugs.
Really Get Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement!
Really original woman is the one who first imitates a man
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Realy original woman is the one who first imitates a man.
Reason talk is cheep is because supply exceeds demand.
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Rectum? Almost killed 'em!!
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Redundancy is prohibitively disallowed, again.
Redundancy... An Airbag in a Politician's Car!
Reform Congress-fire the bastards
Reform Congress-fire the liberal bastards
Reform Congress-revoke careerism
Reform Congress-support term limitations
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Rejection: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
Relax! It's only a risk until it happens...
Relay THIS, fella!
Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Religious error: <A>tone <R>epent <I>mmolate?
Remember ... all lasergrams need a ZAP code.
Remember Having fun is GOOD for you!
Remember however, that self-diagnosis is not recommended.
Remember that a kick in the bum is a step forward
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act.
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember, only dead fish swim with the stream.
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember....a wet bird never flies at night.
Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Removing # from shoulders and placing back below waist!
Repent, all ye 2400 modem, the end is NEAR!
Reputation = character - what you got caught doing!
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Research: noun - plural form of plagiarism.
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Restore a competent Government-dump liberals in Congress
Retired: Don't ask me to do a damn thing!
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
Ring..Ring.."hello? hello? .. THE BBS IS DOWN GADDAMMIT!"
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be
Road Workers Ahead -- Give Them a Brake
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
Robo is not a COP !!
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
RoseMail: Echomail delivered by limpwristed florist.
Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup
Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
Run out of taglines: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
Russia has the Moscow Circus; WE have CONGRESS!
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
SAST = Sysops ■ Against ■ Stupid ■ Taglines ■
SCUD Light! Misses the spot every time.
SELF: The free will run Riot!
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
SHIN, n. a body part used to find furniture in the dark.
SIMMS - n. Silicon implants for computers.
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
SLIP: (S)obriety (L)oses (I)ts (P)riority
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
SODA.CAN empty: Operator shelled out to kitchen
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...ask a Liberal
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...park ELSEWHERE!
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. No SYSOPs.
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
SYNTAX?... Why not? They tax everything else!
SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out.
Saddam Hussein Condoms: For when you have a No Fly zone
Saddam Hussein still has a job. Do you?
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?"
Said the elephant as he danced among the chickens!
Sail to Alpha Centauri? Why not?
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Same shit. Different day.
Sanity is no benefit in an insane society!
Sanity is the admission of reality into one's mind.
Sanity is the admission of reality into the mind.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
Saudi Arabia, A country where the word "DUCK" is a Verb
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save our Wildlife, Hunt Activists!
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save the Canadian! Earth's most recent endangered species
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the trees! Eat more beavers.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes! └└
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
Save the whales. Trade them at church!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save trees - do everything online
Say goodnight, Dick.
Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.
Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE?? NO, it's a DOA!!
Scalable fonts? No thanks, I'm afraid of heights.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scope - Fights dragon breath and tastes great!
Scott me up Beamie!
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....* NO CARRIER
Scotty!, beam me Augggg! #$ NO CARRIER
Scotty, beam us aboard!" "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do?"
Screw the EVIDENCE...it's politically correct
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Script Writer: "Just *one* glitch away from working!"
Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-(
Scuze'a
Seagate: Masters of MFM, RLL, IDE, ESDI, SCSI and DOA!
Searching for light in the darkness of insanity.
Searching for: The Wisdom to Know the Difference.
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Seattle Rain Festival! January 1 through December 31
Second Rule of Holes: If you're in one, use a condum!
Secret to staying young: Find an age and stick to it.
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Sects, sects, sects! Is that all Monks think about?
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
Security to the bridge! Cmdr. Data is being formatted!
See other side.
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Self Government without Self Control won't work.
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
Self-righteous people have lost their ability to listen.
Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send $20 and I will doubble your IQ or no money back
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
Sensitize this, bitch.
Service is the sum of many little things done well.
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[└)└^\e*
Sex in a cornfield: Porn on the cob?
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.
Sex with Love: Feeds a hungry mind & satisfies the soul.
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up!"
Shakespeare married an Avon lady.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Share ware is scanned before your BBS gets it.
Shareware author dies, .GIF at 11:00.
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
Shareware it only works if you pay.
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She came in through the bathroom window.........
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She never kissed a parrot but had kissed a cockatoo!
She returned my letters marked Fourth Class Male.
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
She sold the Starway To Heaven.
She was so hungry for knowledge she ate a professor.
She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it?
Sherman, set the Wayback machine for Sodom and Gomorrah!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!.
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here.
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shopping tip: Shoes for $0.85 at bowling alleys.
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?
Shouldn't C++ have been called D?!
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Shufflin' thru' the parkin' lot of an invisible 7-11
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Silly wrabbit, .qwks are for kids
Since you put it that way...
Singularity: Liberal's brain as well as beliefs
Sit down! You're rocking MY boat.
Skydiving! Good till the last drop...
Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled!
Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled! Ahhhhhh..
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. └└└└Yiddish Prov
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. └└└└Yiddish Proverb
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is the opiate of the proletariat.
Slick Willie..an object lesson on failure to use condums
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smartass: An ass hole with a brain!
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Smile if you like Klingons {{:-)
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
So easy a child can do it. (Child not included.)
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So many BBSs......so little time!
So many choices, so little baud.
So many messages, so little time
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So many taglines, so little time.
So soon old, so late smart..
So that's all there is!
So what if I am a modem junky?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
Socialism is a totally bankrupt idea
Socialism is simply another word for Communism
Socialism. Get everyone down to the lowest common level.
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software is never having to say you're done
Software is really HardHumanWare!
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Some assembly required.
Some days I look my best in a thick fog.
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.
Some days you step in it, some days you don't
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.
Some humans make this seem far too difficult. ■ Worf
Some make their mark, other's leave it.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some people think I'm insensitive... The bunch of jerks!
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of└└└└└-└└└└└└└
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some will like me & some will not, so I might as well be
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me.
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes wrong, but NEVER in doubt!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes your wealth of ignorance amazes me.
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sorry sweetie. I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!
Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
Sorry, this is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
Sound like a Pro - know when to shutup!
Spaceballs the Tagline!
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speaking for myself -- and I am unanimous in this ...
Spectrum, Atari, PC 386. What's new step? (Micro VAX?)
Speech Teachers do it orally.
Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows.
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
Speed scare you? Use MS-Windoze 3.0!
Spell checkers don't sea if your grammar is write.
Spell'em Like Thay Sownd.
Spelling and typing by someone else!
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels..
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stacker has stacked itself!!!
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand up, speak up, shut up.
Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from!
Standing on the edge of sanity, losing my balance.
Star Truck II: The Wrath of Nissan
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Steal This Tagline..... PLEASE!
Steal all you want, we'll make more...
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
Stealth condoms: she`ll never see you cumming
Step on no pets!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Still crazy after all these leers.....
Still sliding down the razor blade of life
Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop Trying To Change The Things You Can't Accept!
Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight...
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
Strike Any User To Continue...
Strike any user when ready...
Stupidity got us into this mess; why can't it get us out?
Stupidity is an equal-opportunity employer
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Subdirectories? My HD didn't come with those.
Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
Success is NOT how far you got!
Success often comes from not knowing your limitations.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!!!
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Suicide words: Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Sum buddy learns me sumthing every day!
Super Collider- n. Particle Accelerator syn. See AmTrak
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support Free Trade... Smuggle! <G>
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support Unrestricted Communications: Get a divorce.
Support a Japanimation conference!
Support bacteria..it's the only culture some people have!
Support medical examiners ── die strangely!
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support nuclear families! The mutants are fun to watch!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support the right to grind up fetuses in the Dispozall.
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your local AAAAA!
Support your local Police. Your life may depend on it!
Support your local hooker. Play Rugby!
Support your local neighborhood Witch Doctor, Pinhead!
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Sure I can help you out! Which way did you come in?
Sure I know how to copy a disk!Where's the xerox machine?
Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian.
Sure, I've been to the Deep South before-Massachussetts!
Sure, I've used OS/2. But I didn't inhale!
Sure, he's cute. But can he *type*?
Surge Protectors-Condums for Computers!
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else!
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
System halted. There is NOTHING you can do.
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
T-Recall BBS: Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII!
TANSTAAFL
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights...
TELEMATE... Phoning Your Spouse !
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
TLX ■ A winner: ■ Don't judge a book by its movie ■
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug!
TV is a crutch for people who can't afford drugs.
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
Tact is for weenies.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
Tag..... You're it!
Tag? You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline ERROR: Contact your System's Programmer
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here for prize
Tagline Lotto: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline Theft Guild Member
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
Tagline switch set to AutoSteal
Tagline thievery: Coming up next on Geraldo.
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline?
Taglines - dolar more in your phone bill!
Taglines - smart thougts for dummy readers!
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines wanted!
Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....
Taglines: the restroom wall of BBS'ing
Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Taglines? We don't need no steenkin' taglines!
Take a cannibal to lunch.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Takes a Wanking and keeps on cranking!
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
Tales of a Tagline thief - I came, I read, I stole.
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap . . . until Congress does it!
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand....
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive.
Talk is cheep, until you hire a lawyer.
Tape librarians will mount anything.
Tasha Yar Supports Data Entry!
Tasha Yar supports Data entry....
Tax the poor and the ugly! Everyone should sacrifice!
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
Taxation with representation is THEFT!
Taxes: Just another name for robbery!
Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.
Ted "Chappaquidick" Kennedy for Boston dog catcher
Ted "Chappaquidick" Kennedy for Boston dog catcher.
Ted Kennedy for Lifeguard.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
Ted Kennedy:"My nephew will walk your daughter home."
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFO, Next on Geraldo
Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex!
Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex.
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
TeleMate & OLX two horses on same rider!
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell Me! I'm cleared for wierd.
Tell it to the Judge
Telling the truth is the doorway to healing
Tension, apprehension and dissension have begun.
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Test Tagline, isn't this too interesting?
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Testing the emergency tagline stealing system. OK.
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you.
Thanks for being so fucking kind and generous.
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
Thanks for using Environmentally Correct E-Mail
That babbling brook just never did learn to keep quiet.
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
That is certain which can be made certain
That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE
That tagline is true --> <-- That tagline is fals
That tagline is true --> <-- That tagline is false
That which does not kill me had better run away damn fast
That which is hateful to you, do not do to others.
That which is not eternal is already outdated.
That which is not eternal is already outdated. C.S.Lewis
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's about the sum of it.
That's my story... and I'm sticking to it!
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
That's not a Bug, it's liberalism
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a bug, that's an "Enhanced Feature"
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's not line noise...My modem is speaking in tongues!
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
The 2nd amendment guarentees all the other amendments.
The 4 Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The A-Bomb Built by lazy Americans, Tested in Japan
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The Borg assimilated; all I got was this stupid T-shirt
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
The Clinton Campaign.. Press C to Cancel ... PLEASE!!
The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The Democratic Party is the party of gimmes
The Doctor is in! How's that penicillin working?
The Doctor is in! Turn your head and cough please.
The Doctor will see you now. Please disrobe!
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand-only much heavier
The Earth is our Mother. Respect and love her.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The Human Race - Membership is a Privilege
The IRS is the democratic party's collection department.
The IRS: You make it, we take it.
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT.
The Magic of Windows: Turns any 486 into an XT!
The Maximum Effective Range of an Excuse is Zero!
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The Official Offline Reader of The Lunatic Fringe!
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
The Path To A Friends House Is Never Long
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed.
The Road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan
The Scenery continually changes for the lead dog
The Scenery continually changes for the lead dog.
The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do.
The Senate Ethics Committee is an oxymoron.
The Silence of the Teenage Mutant Dancing Wolves.
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The US Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
The Universe is a figment of its own imagination!
The Universe is a figment of its own imagination.
The WWF is to wrestling what Spam is to meat!
The War on Poverty is over. Poverty won.
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The agony of delete...
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings!
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best laid plans of mice and men... are eaten by cats.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The bigger the crowd, the more people show up.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
The bonkerser I go, the bonkerser I seem.
The boss is always right.
The buck doesn't even slow down here -
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The characters in this message are recyclable
The chief cause of crime is Legislation.
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate ... and stupid!
The cork came out of the magnetic bottle.
The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.....
The darned hidden problems don't stay hidden!
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
The devil finds work for idle glands.
The dilithium UARTs won't take this baud rate much longer
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The dog's best friend is a full food bowl.
The drinks are on the house! Quick! Find me a ladder!
The early worm has a death wish.
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The end is not in sight..., but the Sight is in the end!
The faster you go, the more abrupt the stop.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The few. The proud. The decent taglines.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The future isn't what it used to be!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.
The giving hand ... receives
The golden years suck
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The historian is a prophet looking backwards.
The human male ego is a very fragile element.
The human race is still in beta test...
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The ice is thinest where there is the most heat.
The infighting is highest when liberals are present.
The lab called; my brain is ready.
The law disregards trifles!
The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
The lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
The living dead don't need to solve word problems.
The longest of journeys begins with but a single step.
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The majority of problems are caused by solutions.
The maximum effective range of an excuse is ZERO!
The men don't know but the little girls understand
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st
The mind is what the brain does.
The more I know about WINDOWS, the more I like DesqView!
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more hair I lose, the more head I get.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
The most dangerous thing in a programer's hand is coffee!
The most difficult thing to open is a liberal mind.
The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
The mother of all taglines.
The nail that sticks out usually gets pounded on.
The older you get, the greater you were.
The one with the big mouth must be a dad
The one with the big mouth must be a mother
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The only dumb question is one you haven't asked yet.
The only good Mac is a Big Mac.
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The only real power is HORSEPOWER!
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
The opposite of PROgress is CONgress
The other line always moves faster.
The pain will go away once it stops hurting...
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law.
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The plural of "spouse" is "spice".
The power of money depends on how fast it moves.
The power to warp men's minds !
The prayer was "Why Me"; The Lord answered "Why Not?"
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The problem isn't the wages of sin; it's the witholding.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard!
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind
The real world is not user-friendly.
The registration check is in the mail!
The reports of OS/2s death are greatly exxagerated...
The results of your IQ test are back. They're negative.
The right to be free includes the right to be different
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties...
The road to success is always under construction
The road to success is always under construction!
The road to success is always under construction.
The road to success is usually under construction
The road to success is usually under construction.
The road to success is usually under construction...
The rules are there are no rules!
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sky is no longer the limit.
The solution to middle east problems:DEL IRA*.*
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
The sound of many hands clapping. Ol└)└!
The spirit is willing but the.flesh is weak!
The sun isn't going down. The horizon is coming up!
The total destruction of civilization can really ruin you
The total destruction of civilization can really ruin your day!
The trouble with being brilliant is having to prove it!
The truth is the safest lie.
The truth shall set you free ... After pissing you off!
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The ultimate multitasking -- two computers!
The ultimate oxymoron: Holy War.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The village idiot has a right to be heard but not heeded
The way to a woman's heart is through BAGELS!!!
The wealth of a people is the people.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful...
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The weirdos who are out to get us must be stopped!
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The wise open their minds, but a fool opens his mouth.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The work of conservatism shall be peace.
The world ended Yesterday. Here's the Postgame Wrapup!
The world is coming to an end. Please log-off.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off
The world is coming to an end. Please log off properly.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
Them bats is smart. They use radar.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There are aliens among us ── just look at Quayle...
There are lies, damn lies, and Democrat promises
There are lies, damn lies, and Democrat statistics
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
There are no skeptics in hell.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither. ■
There is just too damn much going on in this conference!
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There is no way they can get over here!
There is not gravity. The earth sucks.
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There is three errers in this tagline.
There once was a GIF from Nantucket, with a ....
There will allways be idiots.
There's a black hole at the center of our galaxy.
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's a great woman behind every idiot.
There's a nit! Quick! Pick it!
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's more to BBSing than meets the modem.
There's never been a good government.
There's no elevator to Sobriety, you gotta take the STEPS
There's no future in time travel.
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's no such thing as a free lunch!
There's no such thing as a two week project
There's nothing wrong with Windows a reformat won't fix!
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's one born every minute! This one had to be here!
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's somthing inside your head...
There's the hard way, then there is my way!
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
These aren't my shorts -- they bend !
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
These new facts do not coincide with my preconceived idea
These obvious things just need to be pointed out.
They *blinded* me with Science!
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They aren't evil...just stupid.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot...
They tried to kiss in the fog. They mist.
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Think "HONK" if you're a telepath.
Think much, speak little, and write less.
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think! While it's still legal!!
Third Rule of Holes: Make sure you know where it's been!
This BAUD'S for You
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This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This car stops for no apparent reason...
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This country needs more unemployed politicians.
This does not exist.
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
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This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
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This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is not what you think.
This is only a drean, REPEAT This is only a dream!
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This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it?
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
This is your Brain: OS/2; your brain on UNIX $*#$(%!%!()%
This is your brain on bugs..Any Questions?
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This.
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This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486
This was Alabama's Conscienceness on what????
This was my brain on what? Bugs? I ain't got bugs!
This was my brain on what????
This year Oliver Stone exposes BBSs and networking!
Thomas Jefferson was killed by ferrets!
Those who do not follow are dragged.
Those who do not learn from the past [will] repeat it!
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
Those who live by the sword KILL those who don't.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Those who live by the sword kill those who don't.
Those who trade freedom for security don't deserve either
Those with the weapons make the rules.
Thou shalt not steal other's taglines - Moses 1991
Throw back the little ones & pan fry the big ones
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever.
Time Stops for no man. Except me.
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time does not confirm a void act.
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary
Time keeps everything from happening all at once.
Tip #9: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
To A Cat, "NO!" Means "Not While I'm Looking".
To Alexander -" Setting phasers to SPANK " - Worf
To BOLDLY go where software never will
To ERR is human. To blame others is Politics...
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
To Serve Man
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
To boldly go where no one else is dumb enough!
To bring up the DOS task list press CTRL-ALT-DEL
To call a man an ass is to insult the jackass. M.Twain
To do is to be. To be is to do. Doobedoobedoobedoo...
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To err is human, but it feels divine.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human, to forgive is unusual!
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is human; more than that requires an attorney.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To expose or Too exposed..THAT is the question...
To get the point, rub a porcupine backwards.
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To hell with World opinion: Kick the ass of our enemies!
To increase speed add lightness
To iterate is human, to recurse divine!
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To know is nothing; to imagine is everything
To learn a foreign language get a 'Sleeping' dictionary.
To live-is to risk dying.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady!
To process or not to process that is the question!
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
To teach is to touch a life forever
To test a man's character, give him power.
To the over 2300 MIA/POW's.....You ARE NOT Forgotten.
To whom should I go to for some self-help?
Toad...Illegally parked frog
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
Today is the tomorrow you didn't worry about yesterday.
Today's subliminal message is .
Tolerance: Suspicion the other person is right!
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonight's weather: Dark with continued darkness til dawn.
Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some?
Too much computing = Terminal exhaustion.
Too much month at the end of my money.
Too much month at the end of the money.
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving.
Took an hour to bury the wive, she wouldn't stop moving!
Total Recall BBS ... Micro Focus COBOL Cum Laude
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore.
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore. . .
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
Toto, I don't think we're online anymore...
Touch My Keyboard, And NEVER Type Again!
Toughest Man: Catcher on the nudist baseball team.
Transvestite: one who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Trash Drive C:? (Y)es (O)k (F)ine by me
Trash drive C:? (Y)es (O)K (F)ine by me
Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires...
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trickle down is what a dog does to a fire hydrant.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes.
True Religion Acknowledges Chocolate in Everything!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me! I'll still respect you in the morning.
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget
Try Milk of Amnesia -- when you need to forget
Try it, you'll like it. Trust me.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
Try to fix the problem...never the blame.
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Turn your 486 into an XT - just add Windows!
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Two is company. Three is the result. Two is liberalism.
Two is company... Three is the result.
Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Two persons in every one in Woolwich are schizophrenic.
Type "WIN" - guess what, you lose!!!
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
Tyrants like an unarmed populous.
U need little teeny eyes for reading little teeny print
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
UFO's are real, the US Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs are real! The US Air Force doesn't exist!
UFOs! Truck drivers of the Universe.
UNIX are lousy lovers.
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
UPGRADE: Condum with a splint!
US Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
US Contress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines.
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!!
Unable to load REALITY.SYS Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
Unable to locate Chocolate -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- try tequila!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS: Universe Halted
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N
Unable to retain Coffee -- Back in five minutes...
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Under that black robe, is the judge nude?
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Uninsured? Call San Andreas Equity at 310-NO-FAULT.
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF-Incompetent user
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
Use Roman Numerals on your Income Tax Return...
Use Windex On Your Windows 3.0.
Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion.
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
Users: Keep them dry and don't feel them after midnight!
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
VD is nothing to clap about!
VIRTUAL REALITY: If you can't handle the real thing!
VIRTUAL REALITY: for people who can't handle the real one
V_o^o_V: Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work.
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Viaduct? I dunno, why a duck?
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virginity is experience not yet fulfilled.
Virgins: Once you love them, they're not!!
Virus Researcher: Scientist with AIDS.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Virus strikes African antelope -- Gnus at 10
Visions and expertise at 90° angle to reality!
Void where prohibited.
Volem missatges en catal└!└!!!
Vote Democrat--Washington needs more sex and Gore.
Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking.
Vote incumbents OUT!
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
WANTED: Press secretary. Some dissembly required.
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
WILDNET : If you're interested in something differ
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS, from the people that brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
WINDOZE 3 - 5 Megs Of Tranquilizer For A Computer
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, but no dox!
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but doesn't come with docs!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but won't do Windows!
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
WWhhaatt ddooeess dduupplleexx mmeeaann??
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't ge
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Waiting for the Energizer bunny in the Toilet Duck com..!
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Walk the mystic path with a liberal and remain lost.
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Wanderers and nomads have gone to see their chieftains.
Wanna die young? Snort Dandelions.
Wanna get hit by some math? Try this 2 by 4 bitch!
Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton
Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton.
Want a good laugh? Turn to WOR and watch the Mets!
Want the right answer? Ask the right question!
Want to invest in an uranium mine? See Willie Clinton
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
Wanted: One good tagline manager
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
Warranty voided upon final payment.
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Was it love? Or just the idea of BEING in love?
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Washington is great! 12 million slugs CAN'T be wrong!
Washingtonians never tan -- they just rust!
Wasting time is an important part of living.
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
Watch where you go...remember where you've been...
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
Ways to skin a cat: #27 - Use an electric belt sander...
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We Texans we have a word for sushi: bait.
We ain't cheap, but by gosh, we're good!
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
We are born crying, live complaining, die disappointed
We are going tooo fast, nooo not 11 zillion CPS!
We are in a maze of OS's connected by wormholes!
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We are the writing on your tagline.
We are what we pretend to be.
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We don't have no 3.5's here!
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We have met the enemy, and he is BIG!
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That's enough.
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We laughed, we sang, we danced far into the night.
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
We need a line-item Veto!
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We need more unemployed politicians.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We now return you to your regular programming...
We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love.
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We want peaceful relations, buy our Toyotas or else!
We want peaceful relations, or we'll blow up your country
We want....... A SHRUBBERY!
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We'll take the stairs.
We'll try to stay serene & calm, when AL gets the bomb
We're captive on the carousel of time.
We're dead much longer than we're alive.
We're judged by what we finish, not what we start.
We're lost but we're making good time.
We're professionals. Do not try this at home.
We've been giving you a break for years, get back to work
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
Wear short sleeves: Support YOUR right to bare arms!
Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Wedding Band...The Worlds' Smallest Handcuffs !
Welcome friendship with open heart and mind.
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Welfare is a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of human spirit
Welfare: A policy that promotes bastardy and laziness
Welfare: A policy that promotes laziness and bastardy.
Well! Just isn't that Special?
Well, I ALMOST came up with something Witty!!
Well, here goes nothin'.......BANG! POP! <smoke>
Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
Weren't we here to drain the swamp?
Wesly, Please look closely - This is an air lock.....
Wha-Wha-What's he doin' with that thing?
What Does This Red Button #$@!&^$NO CARRIER
What GUI? I don't see anyone!
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do
What I'd really like to do is a felony!
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are YOU staring at?????
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What are you doing? The message is over! Move on!!
What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY!
What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me!?
What are you lookin' at??
What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What did you get on your IQ test?...Drool?
What do BATTERIES run on?
What do batteries run on?
What do you expect? This is California!
What do you mean that I need a license to do that?
What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read!
What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read.
What does this button do?...
What fools these morals be!
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What happens to bad women? Prosperity!
What happens when fish trip?
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Rhodesian Ridgeback!
What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull....
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
What is a Behr?
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What is this key for µ▌h▀K@.£▀┼≡ NO CARRIER
What is this key for? µ▌h▀K@.£▀┼≡ NO CARRIER
What it is, is what it is
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What part of 'Fuck You' didn't you understand?
What part of 'NO' didn't you understand.
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What principles? I'm trying to get elected!
What the heck happened here??!!
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What would a chair look like if your knees were reversed?
What you mean wrestling is fixed?
What! Another negotiated trade agreement with Canada?
What'cha mean you want documentation ?
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD S
What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's happens if I plug this jumper....NO CARRIER
What's in a Name?
What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation
What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation!
What's the NRA really up to? Saving your rights.
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallo
What, you trying to have a tender moment here?
What? Me Worry?
What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats the world coming to? A dead end...
When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2
When Gilgamesh arrived Jericho had already fallen.
When God made Eve, He was only 'ribbing' us.
When I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you
When I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you!
When I was young, I couldn't spell "engineer". Now I R 1!
When I'm 70, I want to be named in a paternity suit.
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When all else fails, call Bill Gates at home
When all else fails, push machine off the table
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When all is said and done, more is said then done.
When an old person dies, a library burns down.
When are these things gonna make me some $$$?
When censorship works, you don't know it.
When everyone is somebodee, then no one's anybody.
When guns are outlawed, how will we kill President Duke?
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
When in Chicago, vote early and vote often.
When in Rome . . . romance!
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell
When in doubt fire photons!
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When in doubt, incumbents out!
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
When in doubt, threaten damnation.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt...RTFM!
When in trouble, delegate.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
When it doubt, lie and make it sound convincing.
When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-f
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty
When the goin' get's tough--I usually quit!
When the going gets tough, it's time for a nap
When the going gets tough--the tough go get a club
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking!
When the going gets weird, the weird travels.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a h
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When vultures fly, they're allowed carrion luggage.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin like a pup
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin like a pup!
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin' like a pup!
When you run with the big dogs you quit pissin like a pup
When you start believing your own BS you're in trouble.
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother...
When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!
When your IQ hits 28: sell!
When your dreams turn to dust ... Vote Conservative.
When your dreams turn to dust ... vacuum.
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where are we going? And why am I in this handbask
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
Where in the time/space continuum is Carmen Sandiego?
Where is the ANY Key? It says here, "Press ANY Key..."
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where quality is just a liberals like to use.
Where there's a will... there's a beneficiary!
Where we operate at a 90└$└ angle to reality
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which is worse? Poor White Trash or Liberals?
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
While the Lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
Whip me, Beat me, Make me write bad softwares now!
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Whips & chains? Sorry, that's hardware...
Whips & chains? Sorry, thats a hardware problem.
White House Hotline: BR-549
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relations.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who can stop us from celebrating?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who drinks Diet Coke? THIRSTY FAT PEOPLE...!!!
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head exam
Who invented SHORT people?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi!
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who was that masked interrupt?
Who was that masked man?
Who wrote the rules on how to act your age?
Who, what, when and with who?
Whoever thought up No Alcohol beer was way too drunk.
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why Johnny Can't Read - Now available on VHS.
Why ME?
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion.
Why are there no blue M&M's?
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
Why can't life have a "Snooze" button?
Why can't life have a Snooze button?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid bac
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up!
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Noah just SWAT those two flies?1?
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
Why do backups fail when you need them?
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do they call them briefings when they take SO LONG?
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Hmmmm?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a park
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do you read taglines?
Why does free love cost so much?
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't they have closed-captioned radio?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called "rush hour" if it's so damn slow?
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "he
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is the word dictionary..... in the dictionary?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why not YOU?
Why not let her drive and use both hands?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
Why, oh why, Lord, did you create stupid people too?
WildCat! + TomCat! + QModem + OLX = BBS Purr-fection!!!
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
Will the last American out of Miami bring the flag?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 └└ No Pane └└ No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN!
Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
Windows Ice Cream: Hoggin' DOS
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.
Windows is NOT a virus! - Viruses do something!!!
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows isn't crippleware-It's "Fuctionally Challenged".
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows to 486/50 mhz cpu: Don't rush me, don't rush me..
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows. The file transfer demolition derby of multitaske
Windows: The Gates of hell
Windows: an 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
Windows: A cute clown suit for DOS
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K
Windows: Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Windows: The best $89 solitare game you can buy.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: big, expensive, pretty virus.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better!
Windoze - The CP/M of the future!
Windoze 3.1: The world's first 8 meg Solitaire game!
Windoze is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Windoze isn't crippleware - It's "Fuctionally Challenged"
Windoze: For those who don't want prompt service.
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
Wine, women and cheese ALL improve with age...
Winter is nature's way of saying "up yours".
Wise people are full of doubts (I think).
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-!
Wish that I was on old Rocky Top, down in the TN hills...
Wish that I was on old Rocky Top, up in the TN hills...
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.
Witches use brooms cause nature abhors a vaccuum!
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?
With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?
With half my brain tied behind my back, just to be fair.
With schizophrenia you're never alone!
Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Without Time, everything would happen at once
Without waves there would be no change
Woah! Was that a wormhole, or did I drink too much?
Woman w/PMS & ESP: Bitch who knows everything!
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is miss
Woman.zip: Great program but no documentation
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women fake orgasms, Men fake foreplay.
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN!
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Women were meant to be loved, not understood.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Women who wear mini-skirts sure are cheeky folk.
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
Word of the day: "LEGS" ...spread the word!
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Words cannot describe what I want in this tagline.
Words, 25└└ ea. Better quality words, 50└└ ea.
Work is for people who don't now how to fish.
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World ends at 3pm; details at 5...
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.
Worst case -- your 'HELP' button disintegrates
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Would you like your crow roasted, baked or grilled?
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise!
Wow, watt a baud! ;D
Write all complaints legibly -> []
XEROX never comes up with something original
Xenobiology was never my forté.
YOU look like an elephant!
Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?
Year: 52 mondays...
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes Dear! I'll fix it after I get off the computer
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow.
Yesterday is simply a reflection of tomorrow.
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
Yikes! Those hollow points really hurt!
You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian."
You NEVER want to shake hands with Mr. Electricity....
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You are HERE ----> ! <-----
You are getting sleepy..give me your hard drive!
You are in the Presence of true Greatness.
You are irrelevant... Your tagline will be assimilated.
You can go home now, I can finish this without you.
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your no
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't fall off the floor...
You can't get there from here.
You can't have everything ... where would you put it?
You can't have everything! Where would you put it?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
You can't legislate common sense! Liberals need it!
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot simultaniously prevent and prepare for war.
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal taglin
You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people.
You dont really need your paycheck, do you? Vote Clinton!
You glorify the past when the future dries up.
You go to heaven...God sneezes... What do you say?
You gotta know the rules before you can break 'em!
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You have PMS and a Handgun? I'll go quietly.....
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
You have the right to life until you're born.
You have the right to remain silent.... USE IT!
You just can't beat cubic inches!
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste
You know you're dieting when stamps taste good!
You know you're on a diet when postage stamps taste good
You know you're there, when they steal your tags!
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You may use this opinion for a two week trial period.
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You might as well - I stole yours.
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You now have 10 minutes to reach a safe distance.
You obviously mistook me for someone who knows.
You only paid to be humiliated, lessons are extra!
You people auditorially challenged or what?
You said a mouseful!
You set my heart aflame. You give me heartburn.
You should never have a hobby that eats.
You show me yours ... and I'll laugh!
You smash it - and I'll build around it.
You threw out my WHAT?
You want it when?
You want it when??
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You were awful hard on the beaver last night, Ward!
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You will spend the rest of your life in the future.
You will spend the rest or your life in the future.
You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's mailed.
You're a legand in your own mind!
You're a legend in your own mind!
You're a legond in your own mind!
You're in a maze of twisty little directories...
You're never too old to do goofy stuff!
You're not old, You're chronologically disadvantaged
You're not old,You're chronologically disadvantaged
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
You're so defensive - is your last name really Microsoft?
You're standing where I want to pee.
You're twisted and sick! I like that in a person
You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person!
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
You've got more guts than a road kill.....
You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence.
You've run Toolbook and your CPU still works?!??!?
Young at heart - slightly older in other places!
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your .ZIP file is open!
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection
Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection.
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your ex just called....she's with the IRS now.
Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
Your karma ran over my dogma
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
Your mother douches with Drano
Your never too old to learn something stupid.
Your proctologist called. He found your head.
Your proctologist just called .... Your head is ready!
Your shoe is ringing.
Your sister goes down for Egyptians
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZEBRA: A sports-model jackass.
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter
ZMODEM: Big Bits, soft blocks, tighter ASCII
Ze French Binary Codé = 11ó111ó111ó11ó1
Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays. HehHeh
[ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE//////////////////
^ This side up
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
________________________+ Doug +
`Ever fly one of these before?' `Nope.' `Me neither!'
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!
aka Guido, the Killer Software Engineer
and sometimes the bear eats you.
at the last minute everything gets done
best laid plans of mice and men both get et by mean cats
beware of mechanics recommending new muffler bearings
chill out dude, take it down a thousand!
code code code code eat code code code sleep code
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
drop a line or two <THUUD> or louder <THUUUD>
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
facts don't dissapear because they are ignored
fflush and then wwash your hands.
grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade();
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
if you need help, call the FBI
if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay);
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
if(u_cn_rd_ths) u = c_prgmr;
illegitimati non carborendum
is hard disk park another Disney attraction?
keepin' up with the Joneses is killin' me
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
o^o Imagery is in the I of the beholder.
o^o Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
prosecutors will be prosecuted.
quod erat demonstrandum, baby
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
s.w. La. where the chemicals meet the water.
sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
see here now ...
shift key/ never heard of it1111
strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
t h i s t a g l i n e m a d e b y L H A R C
terra incognita. [Lat.]
test test test and retest
they're cousins, identical cousins...
this space for rent
truth exists in ethnic reality
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();
yas eh d'tahW. └└mih raeh uoy diD
yiserday I couldnt even spel truk drivr, an now i are won
æÄ╣àé~}╔╜ô~ûῺ«₧...Just kidding, your modem's OK.
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■ None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in!
■ When you were born the doctor slapped your mother...
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